The Boyd Rice Experience Mr. Intolerance Lyrics

I'm not a tolerant person.
In fact I get more intolerant by the day
I just find it more and more difficult to tolerate a__holes
As my tolerance decreases, their number seem to increase
Everyday there's more and more of them and everyday I have less and less patience
I'm not a mere bigot but I certainly don't cut any slack to anyone on the merit of their...
Status as an oppressed minority
You people were enslaved?
Tough luck
The white man stole your land?
Too f___ing bad
Your fair s__ is played by date-rape?
c__ and bear it

These days everyone has a sob story, and frankly, I don't care
It's no excuse for being an a__hole
We live in the age of the excuse
We live in the age of the a__hole
They're everywhere
They come in all shapes
All sizes
All colors
There are black a__holes
White a__holes
Women a__holes
Men a__holes
Queer a__holes
Straight a__holes
Smart a__holes
Stupid a__holes
Suburban a__holes
Inner-city a__holes
Homeless a__holes
Upwardly mobile a__holes
Lazy a__holes
Incompetent a__holes
Sloppy a__holes
a___ a__holes...
And so it goes...
Ad nauseam
Why should I tolerate any of them?
Why should I tolerate anything I don't care for, for any length of time?
Why should I pretend it's okay?
I don't like a__holes
Don't like talking to them
Don't like talking about them
Don't like knowing them
Don't like knowing about them
Or their thoughts or their deeds
a__holes are like bad ideas.
You let even a single one enter your life; it can begin to ruin things
It can destroy what's good and foster much that's bad
Why'd I tolerate that?
Tolerance was a virtue once
No more
There aren't enough hours in a day to tolerate all the a__holes
To tolerate all the indignities rolled your way and still be able to live a decent life...
Perhaps Goethe said this best
"That which disturbs your soul you must not suffer"
Remember that when it seems like a__holes are hard at work to disturb your soul
24 hours a day
Take a tip from Mr. Intolerance: don't permit them to do it"