same old tinsle
same old tree
i'm lookin' at you
you're starin' at me
Turkey, Queen and silly party games

Nana's Drunk
we've had a few
you'r starin' at me
I'm still lookin' at you
Every year it's just the b_____ same

grab a girl under the misteltoe
sing along with the old banjo
Punch the air and sing
Christmas - my a___

Christmas comes but once a year
Loads of laughs and Loads of teers
close the door
and kiss the year goodbye

c'mon lets hear loud and clear
have one mince pie
twelve pints of beer
Raise your glass sing:
Christmas - My a___

The telly's c___
there aint no snow
the pubs are shut
no place to go
Del and Rodney on the box again

the crackers go bang
while the nuts are locked up
Cliff b_____ Richards got number one!!
the mother in law is driving me insane

theres carol singers knocking every day
they get really mad 'cos i never pay
Punch the air sing:
christmas - my a___

Christmas comes but once a year
Loads of laughs and Loads of teers
close the door
and kiss the year goodbye

c'mon lets hear loud and clear
have one mince pie
twelve pints of beer
Raise your glass sing:
Christmas - My a___

its your last chance so get it all out
time for you to scream and shout
Punch the air sing:
christmas - my a___

Christmas comes but once a year
Loads of laughs and Loads of teers
close the door
and kiss the year goodbye

c'mon lets hear loud and clear
have one mince pie
twelve pints of beer
Raise your glass sing:
Christmas - My a___

My a___(X5)

My AAAAAAARRRRRRSSSSSEEEEE

(kid) Chrsitmas my a___!

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