Archie Campbell Rindercella Lyrics

Once upon a time in a corin funtry there lived a geautiful birl and her name
was Rindercella. Now Rindercella lived with her mugly other and two sad
blisters. Also in this same corin funtry there lived a pransome hince, and
this pransome hince was going to have a bancy fall and he'd invited people
for riles amound especially the pitch reeple. Now Rindercella's mugly other
and her two sad blisters went to town to buy some drancy fesses for the
bancy fall, but Rindercella couldn't go cause all she had to wear were some
old rurty dags. Finally the night of the bancy fall arrived and Rindercella
couldn't go so she just cat down and shried. And she was kitten there
shrieing when all of the sudden there appeared before her, her gary
mudfather and he touched her with his wagic mand and there appeared
before her a kig boach and hix white sorces to take her to the bancy fall,
but he said -- Rindercella, be sure and be home before nidmight or I'll
purn you into a tumpkin!
When Rindercella arrived at the bancy fall the pransom hince met her at the door because he'd been watching behind a widden hindow. And Rindercella and the pransome hince ranced all dight until nidmight and they lell in fove.
And finally the midclock struck night and Rindercella s___ed down the rairs and just as she beached the rottom
she slopped her dripper! The next day this pransome hince went all over
this coren funtry looking for the geautiful birl who had slopped her dripper.
They finally came to Rindercella's house, and he tried it on the mugly other
and it fidn't dit. Then he tried lt on the two sigly usters and it fidn't dit and
then he tried it on Rindercella and it fid dit! It was exactly the sight rize!
And so they were married and lived heavely after happwords. Now the storal
of the mory is this: if you go to a bancy fall and you want a pransome hince to
lall in fove with you -- don't forget to slop your dripper!