Captain Extra Sextra Licious Tyler's Dad Lyrics

Tyler's dad is such a freaking f__

Tyler can I come over after school?
Does the place still stink from when I drowned your dog in the pool?
Did your dad get back from his business trip?
Is he there or is he jacking off to your p___ clip?

And you are not the little boy
You used to be
Your dad jacks off to you now
Instead of Amy Lee

Tyler's dad is such a freaking f__
He's not fooling anyone just cause he dates a slag
Tyler can't you see? Your dad's trying to hit on me
He doesn't know it's sad
But Tyler wants to do his dad

Tyler's dad is such a freaking f__

Tyler do you remember when I strangled your frog?
Your dad came out with just a speedo on
I could tell he liked me and that was when I feared
Cause then he said "You missed a spot over here."

And you are not the little boy
You used to be
Your dad jacks off to you now
Instead of Amy Lee

Tyler's dad is such a freaking f__
He's not fooling anyone just cause he dates a slag
Tyler can't you see? Your dad's trying to hit on me
He doesn't know it's sad
But Tyler wants to do his dad

Tyler's dad is such a freaking f__
He's not fooling anyone just cause he dates a slag
Tyler can't you see? Your dad's trying to hit on me
He doesn't know it's sad
But Tyler wants to do

His own dad, ah-oh-ah-oh
He's in love with
His own dad, ah-oh-ah-oh
Wait a minute
Tyler can't you see? Your dad's trying to hit on me
He doesn't know it's sad
But Tyler wants to do his dad

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