I know what you're all wondering,
Have TriPod ever been to j__an?
You're ignoring a much bigger question,
Why dont the j__anese have a s___e program?
Why aren't there any j__anese astronauts?
Have you ever seen a j__anese astronaut?
I'll tell you why you haven't seen one,
I'll tell you why.

Because you can't do a j__anese tea ceremony when your an astronaut.
It's those d___ fat gloves (Fat gloves)
And you can't do (Can't do)
A j__anese tea ceremony when youre in zero grav.
Because the tea goes everywhere (Tea goes everywhere.)

j__anese culture has always fasinated me,
From their traditions to their modern way of life.
But all their elegance and rich history,
doesn't sit well with my interest in s___e.

Because you cant carry out a ninja style a__assination dressed as an astronaut,
It's the luminous fabric (Too visible.)
And they dont let you (Ooo-ooo)
Use a samurai sword when your an astronaut,
You might puncture the suit.
You might depressurize, like a Gremlin in a microwave.

But it's those d___ fat gloves (fat gloves)
They're the main problem.
You can't nurture a Tamagotchi,
You cant make an origami swan.
And have you ever tried getting a used pantie vending machine into a s___e shuttle?
Well I've tried and they don't let you.
f___ing NASA red tape.

Couldn't reconcile the two things that I loved,
So I threw away my dreams of outerspace.
I had to find myself a whole new job,
Maybe in the sports arena I would find a place.

But you cant do a j__anese tea ceremony when your a boxing champ,
It's those d___ fat gloves again (Fat gloves again.)
Those confouded puffy mitts go right in front of my face,
Every night and day I'm haunted by fat gloves.

You can't drink saki,
You can't do bukaki,
Or ride a kawasaki,
When your an astronaut.

And they dont let you be an astronaut on j__anese telly,
Because your not enough of a red herring.

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