South Park Beer Song Lyrics

man: ooohhh, what is the malted liquor, what gets you drunker quicker,
what comes in bottles or in cans?
men: BEER!

man: cant get enough of it?
men: BEER!
man: how we really love it?
men: BEER!
man: makes me think i'm a man?
men: BEER!

man: i can kiss and hug it?
men: BEER!
man: but i'd rather chug it?
men: BEER!
man: got my belly up to here?
men: BEER!

man: i cannot refuse a?
men: BEER!
man: i could really use a?
men: BEER, BEER BEER!

men: BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER

drunk man: i cant remember how much I have had, i drank a twelve pack with my dad.
drunk father: (burp) thats my son the drunken manley stud, im proud to call him my bud.
drunk man: here, have some pretzels
drunk father: no, i'll call it quits, those things give me the Schlitz
drunken man: ha ha ha.

men: drink with your family, drink it with your friends
man: drink till your fat , stomach distends,

beer, is liquid bread its good for you,
men: we like to drink till we spew, ew
men: who cares if we get fat
man: i'll drink to that
man: as we sing once more?

man: what is the malted liquor, what gets you drunker quicker,
what comes in bottles or in cans?
men: BEER!

man: cant get enough of it?
men: BEER!
man: how we really love it?
men: BEER!
man: makes me think i'm a man?
men: BEER!

man: i can kiss and hug it?
men: BEER!
man: but i'd rather chug it?
men: BEER!
man: fill my belly up to here?
men: BEER!

man: golly I adore it, come on d___ it, pour it,
do it for me brew it for me, feed it to me speed it to me,
men: BEER!
man: the most wonderful drink in the world, hooray!

(Burp)
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Oh... what is the malt and liquor?
What gets you drunken quicker?
What comes in bottles or in cans? (Beer)
Can't get enough of it (Beer)
How we really love it (Beer)
Makes me think I'm a man (Beer)
I could kiss and hug it (Beer)
But I'd rather chug it (Beer)
Got my belly up to here (Beer)
I could not refuse a (Beer)
I could really use a beer, beer, beer

Beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer

I can't remember how much I have had
I drank a twelve-pack with my dad (BURP!)
That's my son the drunken manly stud
I'm proud to be his bud
Here have some pretzels
No, I'll call it quits
Those things give me the shlits (ha ha ha)

Drink with your family
Drink it with your friends
Drink till you're fat, stomach distends
Beer is liquid bread, it's good for you
We like to drink till we spew! Ew!
Who cares if we get fat?
I'll drink to that

As we sing once more...

What is the malt and liquor?
What gets you drunken quicker?
What comes in bottles or in cans? (Beer)
Can't get enough of it (Beer)
How we really love it (Beer)
Makes me think I'm a man (Beer)
I could kiss and hug it (Beer)
But I'd rather chug it (Beer)
Got my belly up to here (Beer)
Golly, I adore it! (Beer)
Come on dammit, pour it!
Do it for me, brew it for me
Feed it to me, speed it to me (Beer)
The most wonderful drink in the world
HOORAY!!! (BURP!)