On the 11th day of Christmas, my girlfriend gave to me
Really bad syphilis, A baby to abort, 90-year-old's gonorrhea,
8 spots with herpes, 7 girls' mono, 6 contusions
Vaginitis!
4 dripping warts
3 burning sores
really bad AIDS
and a case of Hepatitis B

On the 12th day of Christmas, I died.
...cause there's so many STD's!

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