This is a song called the history of Tenacious D
And its not just a list of bullshit that we've done in the past
It's a chronicling of our rise....TO POWER

We ride with kings on mighty steeds
Across the devils plain
We've walked with Jesus and his cross
He did not die in vain, NO!

We've run with wolves, we've climbed ke two (K2)
Even stopped a moving train
We've travelled through s___e and time my friends
To rock this house again, ROCK!

We ride and we ride and we'll never subside
And we'll ride till the planets collide
And if you say that we do not ride
I'll tan your f___ing hide, RIDE!

Kyle's fingers be silver, Jacks voice then be gold
But lest you think we're vain
We know you're all robots and we don't care
Tenacious D, we reign!

We rei-eign, surpreme, OOOHH GOD!
Burrito supreme, and a chicken supreme
And a Cutlass Supreme
SUPREEEMEEEEE YEAAAAAHHH
Go Now Kyle 1-2-3
SUPREME!!
Go Now Kyle 1-2-3
SUPREME!!
Go Now Kyle 1-2-3
Burrito supreme, and a chicken supreme
And a Cutlass Supreme
SUPREME!!

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