On this particular week, Madonna said she wanted to do Shakespeare. Wil and Adam wanted to hear the word "forsooth" in a song ten times. As for Tripod, they just do it for the music, man.

Scod: One, two, three, four-sooth!

Yon: That's one!

Gatesy: Do you believe in love? Well, Willie Shakespeare had something to say about it. And it goes something like this:

Tripod: I worked hard to be a star,
Who do these young folks think they are?
If Nicole Kidman can sing,
I can do Shakespeare.

Yon: I can see myself standing on a battlement,
Wearing a...
Tripod: ... conical bra.
Yon: Eight muscle men surround me as I descend the stairs,
And play Henry IV.

Scod: And when I read the morning news,
Yon and Gatesy: And when I read the morning news,
Scod: My show will open to... reviews.

Tripod: I worked hard to be a star,
Who do these young folks think they are?
If Nicole Kidman can sing,
I can do Shakespeare.

Gatesy: Then I'll break new ground - the first white female,
To play...
Tripod: ... the role of Othello.
Gatesy: I could add a plot point involving an antique shotgun,
And a diamond heist.

Scod: Full of c___neys for effect,
Yon and Gatesy: Full of c___neys for effect,
Scod: Just so my husband can direct.

Tripod: Oh, Guy, will you direct my play for me?
You'll be perfect for the bard-man.
As long as it involves an antique shotgun,
And Vinnie Jones as a hard man.

Yon: We'll be laughing all the way to the Banquo...

Gatesy: I could make a book of nudie pictures of myself,
As all the various characters.
Picture Macbeth hitchhiking, with a dagger in one hand,
And his a___ in the other.

Scod: A documentary, just for truth,
Yon and Gatesy: A documentary, just for truth,
Scod: And now I have to say "forsooth".

Gatesy and Scod: I worked hard to be a star,
Yon: (In the background) Forsooth... forsooth... forsooth... forsooth..
Gatesy and Scod: Who do these young folks think they are?
Yon: Forsooth... forsooth...
Gatesy and Scod: If Nicole Kidman can sing,
Yon: Forsooth... forsooth... that's eleven.
Gatesy and Scod: I can do Shakespeare.

Yon: One, two, three, four-sooth...

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