Lady Sovereign Sad Ass Stripper Lyrics

Jentina this is not a dream...
THIS IS A f___ING NIGHTMARE YOU b____!

wanna wanna wanna b wanna b wat eva

what the f**k?
You was born in a caravan,
That don't make you ghetto
I seen more ghetto in posh spice's stelleto
You chat like a blonde but i swear your a brunette
When's your carrer endin'?
Tell me as soon as
'cause ur f___in' annoyin' ma ears
with your bullshit walk and
bullshit talk and
crack head dances!
and you didnt get c___ advances
Your record labels dumb
for signing a fitch
who can tracks her b__
whos still askin her mum "whats c__?"
your fake and you look k-cut
try wearing less make-up
you got a quiff like elvis
how can you sell this
escalade, st tropez
What escalade!?
i saw you drivin a Nissan Sunny down Peckham way.

(chorus)

wanna wanna wanna b wanna b
sad a___ strippah in a messed-up way
Get out da car 'n' drop ya hair sprays
wanna wanna wanna wanna b wanna b
sad a___ stripper in a meseed-up way, how da f___ did you get airplay?
f___in' fake f___in' fake, f___in' fake f___in' fake

Jenny from da block more like jenny from a flock of pidgeons
What class A drug did they put in it?
Chicken- all spazin out in the video like you're trippin'
Incase your mum gave birth while she was strippin'
Shuka Shake, shake the brake your hips and fall out of your caravan right into a ditch, b____!

(chorus)
wanna wanna wanna b wanna b
fu**kin fake fu**kin fake x2

wanna wanna wanna b wanna b
sad a___ srtipper in a messed-up way
get out ya car n drop ya hair sprays
wanna wanna wanna wanna b wanna b

sad a___ stripper in a messed-up way
How da f**k did ya get airplay?
fu**kin fake f___in fake x2

I have come to f___ up your carerra
b____- dont f___ around wid dis t__ch, yeah!
I, have c__ 2 really take da p___
And, you, will take dis lyrical dis'!
(happy birthday!)

(repeat chorus)

Ah, yeah!
You been chattin' bout ya gucci thongs
but how many weeks, b____ have u had it on (eurgh!)
I can tell by your dances-
dat it's sum wear stuck up her b__ (eurgh!)

(repeat cHorus)

burberry... St. Tropez.. when are ya' gunna learn to speak properly?!
Who gives a s___ anyway?
Just some dirty ol' men in cell block H

f___in' fake, f___in' fake, f___in' fake, f___in' fake

(repeat Chorus)

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