I would walk across the M.1.
I would trek through the Amazon
I would be a spanish matador,
Now´t would be too risky for me

I would loop the loop in a Jumbo
I would box with Frankie Bruno
I could do anything, dance in a lions den
But I am never going to
Walk up Elmwood Street again

Theres a slag, theres a trollop up Elmwood Street
A man´s not safe to walk up there alone
A dirty bag, theres a trollop up Elmwood Street
Theres a tart, bag, s___, slag, trollop, up Elmwood Street

I would fence with a sword that was blunt
I would hitch a lift from James Hunt
I could do anything, dance in a lions den
But I am never going to
Walk up Elmwood Street again

Theres a slag, theres a trollop up Elmwood Street
A man´s not safe to walk up there alone
A dirty bag, theres a trollop up Elmwood Street
Theres a tart, bag, s___, slag, trollop, up Elmwood Street

Theres a slag, theres a trollop up Elmwood Street
A man´s not safe to walk up there alone
A dirty bag, theres a trollop up Elmwood Street
Theres a tart, bag, s___, slag, trollop, up Elmwood Street
Say no more!

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