Eric Idle FCC Song Lyrics

Here's a little number I wrote the other day while out duck hunting with a judge, QUACK

f___ you very much the FCC
f___ you very much for fining me
Five thousand bucks a f___ so I'm really out of luck
Thats more than Heidi Fliess was charging me.
So f___ you very much the FCC
For proving that free speech just isn't free
Clear Channel's a dear channel
so Howard Stern must go
Attorney General Ashcroft doesn't like strong words and so
He's charging twice as much as all the drugs for Rush Limbo
so f___ you all so very much

So f___ you very much dear Mr. Bush
for heroically sitting on your tush
For Halliburton, Enron, all the companies who fail
Lets send them a clear signal and stick Martha straight in jail
She's an uppity rich b____, but at least she isn't male
So f___ you all so very much

So f___ you d___head Mr. Cheney too.
f___ you and f___ everything you do.
Your pace maker must be fake
You haven't got a heart
As far as I'm concerned your just a pasty faced old fart
And as for Condolezza she an intellectual tart
So f___ you all so very much

So f___ you very much the EPA
For giving all Alaska's oil away
It really is a b__mer
When I can't fill my Hummer
The ozone a no go zone now that Arnold's here to say
The nuclear winter games are going to take place in LA
So f___ you all so very much

So what the planet fails
Let's save the great white males
And f___ you all so very much

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