My right hand holds a cold Corona bottle,
my left hand holds a half a fifth of gin.
My right arm reaches out for her love only,
but my left arm still embraces a life of sin.

We had ourselves the sweetest little family;
we laughed and sang and had a lot of fun.
But I drowned it in a sea of stinging whisky,
and now the only little love that's left
is a loaded gun.

My right hand holds a vial of tranquilizers,
my left hand holds a loaded .38.
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance,
but it's looking like she will have to wait.

We had ourselves the sweetest little family;
we laughed and sang and had a lot of fun.
But I drowned it in a sea of stinging whisky,
and now the only little love that's left
is a loaded gun.
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun.

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