Mom Says, "Put on your Christmas best"
Grandpa's coming down this year
and it might be his last.
Why Mom? You say that every time
It seems that he's been dying
ever since I was nine.

I don't mean no disrespect
because he's old and mean.
But how come we invite him
when he always makes a scene?

Tell me why Does, he hit me with his cane?
And why should I get him a gift
if he doesn't know my name?
How come, he always calls me "Kate"
and forgets his dentures on his dinner plate?

This could be Grandpa's last Christmas
That's what Mother said
Grandpa's last Christmas
And soon he might be dead, so be nice
Be nice, to Grandpa

What can I say to someone 300 years old?
When he seems so content staring at the jello mold
Please Mom, let me go out and play
or soon I will go deaf like him
from hearing him complain

I know, his life's been long and hard
and he deserves some quiet and peace
in a nice graveyard
Grandpa, I love you just the same
But I know that you won't be happy
until you drive us all insane

This might be Grandpa's last Christmas
That's what Mother said
Grandpa's last Christmas
And soon he might be dead, so be nice
be nice...
to Grandpa...
cuz he's old...
and he smells, and he's gonna die soon...
be nice to Grandpa

See also:
JustSomeLyrics
71
71.70
xantos xantos - que lloro Lyrics
Ol Kainry Parlez parlez parlez ft FTK, Sefyu, Alpha 5.20, Black Jack, B-La, D.O.C Lyrics