Lightnin Mc Sum Next Auntie Lyrics

Sum Nex Aunti Approached Da Corna
She See Me Cruisin In Ma Beamer
In One Hand Whisky Da Other Rizzla
Gettin, h____ Wida Desi Dancer

I Came Home, Was Greeted By s___tar
Mum Stand Dere And Call Me Kutta
I Ran Upstairs She Got Da Belna
Daddy c__ Home Wid Da Danda
Chattin Bout Sendin Me To India
Gettin Arrange Marriage Wida Pendoo RAAARGH!

Me Rather Marry, A Fat Gori Munchin Hamburger
Daddy Sed Butha Bandh Karla
Or He Gonna Leave A Permanent Scar
Guess Wha?
Dere Goes Ma Beamer, Ma Yard, Ma Cash And Ma Bankcard
Badboy Mission Down To Da Next Pub
To Find Sum Gori Wid A Crib And Club
To Sit Me In A Jaccuzzi And Give Me A Nice Rub

Im Walkin Down Da Street Da Next Day
Gess Who I See? Thwadi Di Aunti
She Goes 'Puthra You Goin University'
I Say 'Aunti, I Gota Gori, But Thankyou For s_______ Up Ma Lifestory'
She Say 'Besharam You Widda Gori, I Gota Desi Kurri From Da Punjabi,
She Cook Ya Da Daal, And Make Ya Roti'
Boyz And Girlz Ma Lifestory
Lesson To Be Learnt Dont Trust No Aunti
Coz She Rob You Of The Things That Ya Get For Free

Peace Out Badboy Da Lightnin MC