Noddy Holder/Jimmy Lea

Roll it on roll it on

Old Funny Farm ain't no home,
Joe was sittin' there on his own,
sittin there a p___in', missin' all the kissin',
wishin' that he wasn't alone.

Chorus
I heard it on the news,
I heard it on the news,
nuts bolts and screws,
I heard it on the news,
I heard it on the news,
I heard it on the news
nuts bolts and screws,
I heard it on the news.

All of the cuckoos at rest,
one flies away from the nest,
finds himself a cutie, a root-tootin' beauty,
she make the hair stand up on his chest.

Chorus

All he needed was a little bit of company,
just to help him take away some of the misery,
all he wanted was a little bit of ecstasy,
sure looks like he had it sure no doubt about it at all.

Solo

Joe he got a shot in the arm,
and now he's sleepin' back at the farm,
still knows he can do it I guess he always knew it,
he never done nobody no harm.

Chorus

Nut bolts and screws,
nut bolts and screws,
extra, extra, read all about it!
Nut bolts and screws,
nut bolts and screws,
extra, extra, read all about it!
Paper, paper, late edition,
read all about it!

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