Eminem Get U mad (new LP) Lyrics

Yo.. yo! (* Eminem hachs up spit *)
Mic check.. (My d___!)
Testing.. one, two (* Eminem hach-spits on mic *)
Ffff-f___.. (My d___!) My nuts..

My attitude is worse than NWA's was
I'll battle you over stupid s___ and diss people
who ain't have s___ to do with it, like Cool J does (Mytattoo!)
You see me standin outside of your buildin; screamin,
"Puffy is good, (HEY!) but Slim Shady is for the children!"(WAIT!)
I look at my life in a new light -- f___ it
Give me two mics; I write songs for me -- f___ what you like
You're probably hear me rap half-hearted; cause I don't like rapanyway
I'm just tryin to get my p___o career started
Every place and event.. +Been There, Done That+
s___, Dre stuck me in a suitcase when he went
(* zipper sound *) "Come on, let's go!"
Want a deal? Study these 5 chapters
Lesson One: Throw demos as hard as you can at signed rappers
Lesson Two: Face em and diss em (whattup dog?)
Don't give em a demo; kidnap em (I want you to come with me)
and make em come to your basement and listen
(you're gonna f___in check this out)
Lesson Three: Get a job at a label; switch demos with Canibus
and put yours on the owner's table (here listen!)
Lesson Four: 'Know you heard this before'
"Hey let me get your number; I'll call you tomorrow, for sure!"
Don't act like a fan -- you wanna get signed?
Get the whitest A&R you can find
Pull him aside and rap as wack as you can
Lesson Five: Get a hook-up at Jive
Dress up like I.C.P. and have them come see you perform live
And that's the key, but when you see me on the street; I ain't
givin you s___ b____ - don't even bother askin me (get away fromme)
Toilet water splashes me right in the a__ when I'm spittin
cause I'm always s___tin when I'm rappin like Master P(UNNNGGGGH!)
Got a b______ from Paula Jones, and stuffed it so far in hermouth
my b____ broke both of her collarbones (OWW!)
Told Mya this s___ was all about me-ah ("It's all about me..")
Gave Alyssa Milano syphillis, mono and gonorrhea ("You're adick!")
And all three of my main girls said SEE-YA
Cause Brandy and Monica walked in and caught me f___in Aaliyah
(What? Oh my God!) I splish splash while I'm takin a bath
Grab a handful of pills, break em in half, take em and laugh
White trash -- f___in your wife in the a__ ("Oh! Ooh Shady! Oooh!")
While you're out siphoning gas for your lawnmower to cut thegrass

So if I hurt your self-esteem
and you get dissed too bad [Yo why you diss me?]
You know I just be sayin that to get you mad
And when I rap about a buncha s___ you wished you had [A bigdick!]
You know I just be sayin that to get you mad
"I can't listen to that song, that s___'s too sad!"
You know I just be sayin that to get you mad
"He'll never make it, his wrist is slit too bad!" [Nurse!Nurse!]
You know I just be sayin that to get you mad

What a wonderful day; I should go outside and play
Ain't no need to sit inside the house and hibernate
Hi Renee! (Oh hi!) I was just about to toss a live grenade
in your driveway (WHAT?) and drive away (* car peels out *)
Are you afraid of a blade made of a razor with AIDS
Blood drippin from it, rippin your stomach like a paper mache
You talk a lotta s___, but you was never ill though
I'm sick enough to beat you to death with a feather pillow
Tipped over some cows, just for a joke and a laugh (MOOOOO!)
Jumped up, choked a giraffe, snapped his neck and broke it inhalf
Wagin wars, went on stage and sprayed Cage with +Agent Orange+
And wiped my a__ with his page in Source (Here!)
The demon is here, steamin this year
I rip [*Mystikal's*] voicebox out, scream in his ear (AHHHHHH!)
It's not a gimmick b____, it's an image I live it
Give a f___? I don't know what a f___ is to give it
"Yeah I don't think this guy is well.." I'm high as hell
I'll beat you with a live cat when I'm swinging him by his tail

[* impersonating Method Man *]
I'll f___in, I'll f___in
Lay your nuts on the dresser
Just your n______ by itself
And bang them s___s with a spiked bat
Cut your neck off and sew your head right back
And leave you like that

You just triggered the p____ who just mixed liquor
Who's itchin to leave you disfigured and stiffer thanChris-topher
Reeves, I was teething with strep throat
while your mother was breastfeeding
And gave her the flesh-eating disease
I'm iller than takin a hammer and beatin your knees
and walkin through South Central L.A., bleedin in jeans
(Am I a Blood or a Crip?) Wakin up the next day in breathinmachines
Flashin back to being shot and repeatin the scenes
on how you just got smoked, and if you do live
You'll be too scared to tell it, like a Biggie and 'Pac joke

So if I hurt your self-esteem and you get dissed too bad
You know I just be sayin that to get you mad
And when I rap about a fat b____ that you wished you had
You know I just be sayin that to get you mad
"I can't listen to that song, that s___'s too sad"
You know I just be sayin that to get you mad
"He'll never make it, his wrist is slit too bad"
You know I just be sayin that to get you mad

I know that makes you real mad, don't it? (uh-huh)
That's right, Slim Shady (yup) Sway & Tech
Sprayin wreck (b____)
And we don't give a heck (uh-uh)
or a d___.. or a f___.. or a s___
So suck my m_________in d___