Apologetix I'm Gonna Feed (500 Mouths) Lyrics

Parody of "I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)" by The Proclaimers

When I bake stuff with the dough I'm gonna knead
I'm gonna be the man who makes some bread for you
When I go out in a boat upon the sea
I'm gonna need a net and row a long way too
If I catch some fish that float under the deep
I'm gonna be the man who gets some fish for you
And if there's flavor, yeah, I know I'm gonna eat
I'm gonna eat some and I'll save the rest for you
And I have watched five hungry mouths
And I have watched 500 more
But I've seen a man who fed 5000 mouths at once
And that's the Lord
Well, I watched Him, yes, I know what I have seen
He was a teacher man who taught the whole day through
With so many comin' forth to watch that dude
It would cost someone every penny just for food
"Send 'em all home, Lord, you know they gotta eat"
They told the teacher man, who said, "That's up to you
And with five loaves and two fish from Galilee
I'm gonna feed 'em and they're goin' home renewed."
CHORUS
Have another (Have another) Pass the b___er (Pass the b___er)
Da da da dum de de dum da lum de de lum da da
Have some water (Have some water) Pass the tartar (Pass the tartar)
Da da da dum de de dum da lum de de lum da da
Well, I'm only telling only what I've seen
But when the teacher man was done they sent out food
And men were eating, well, I know they got a treat
They got a treat about the size of Timbuktu
Well, I've no doubt that in Luke 9:17
You're gonna read it and suppose the number's skewed
But in the front row, don't you know I had a seat
I saw at least 12 baskets of leftover food
I got a "B" in math, so, son, I know ... it's true
CHORUS
Had a tough crowd (Had a tough crowd)
Fattened up now (Fattened up now)
Grab a rough count (Grab a rough count)
Add 'em up now (Add 'em up now)
Ya da la ta la ta la da la la la
Gather up now (Gather up now)
Every crust now (Every crust now)
Ya da la ta la ta la da la la la
Gavin McLeod (Gavin McLeod)
From "The Love Boat" (From "The Love Boat")
Yeah I know that line's kind of dumb my mind's kind of numb right now