Parody of "Grease" by Frankie Valli

I solve math problems at my senior high
We got a hundred things we gotta read and write
There ain't no gangs like Grease and no cool cars
It's hard to be real wild, but we can teach you the art
It's in the Word

They think our Lord is just a ball and chain
Why don't they understand it's just their pride and shame
They live for science, only He is real
Just got to find right now the God that Jesus revealed
Jesus' the Word

Jesus' the Word, He's the Word, as you've heard
We've got proof, it's got Spirit
He is the life, He's the Way, He's the Logos
Now these things we base on experience

He came a-blessin' and He chose to stay
Condemned at Calvary, rose on that blessed third day
There is a choice that we can make if we're smart
We start believing now and He can redo our hearts
Receive the Word

Jesus' the Word, yes the Word, as you've heard
It's not rules, it's not teasing
Jesus the Christ is the face of the most high
Now this is the day to receive Him

They say it mocks evolution
That's just a subtle envious excuse
What are we doin' here?

We make confession and he shows us the way
No technicalities, no long-term debts to pay
There is a plan so we get saved from above
Let's start to read it now it's in Ephesians, you all
Faith is the Word

Faith is a word that's conferred undeserving
It's not you, it's not me then
Grace is divine, it's through faith, there's no boastin'
Now read in 2:8 in Ephesians

So search the Word, yes the Word, that you've heard
It's got truth, it's God's teaching
This is the time, it's the place, it's the moment
Now Jesus is waiting, receive Him

Jesus' the Word
Yes the Word (x 9)

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