Vandals Change The World With My Hockey Stick Lyrics

Gunna change the world
With my hockey stick
Gunna make a real difference
Feed the poor and
I'll practice in my yard
Or in the showers every day
Until I get so g______ good
That someone really super rich will say
Here's a million dollars
You can spend it how you like
You can change the f___ing world
Or turn it into something nice
I'll use my stick for foreign matters
Giving meaning to our planet
And anything we ever wanted
We will get to have it
And it's all thanks to my hockey stick
And skill in which I use it
I'll (unlegible) humanity
I swear I won't abuse it
I'll change the world
I'll make a difference man
I'll change the world with my hockey stick
Solving all our problems...
Like crack and aids and murder, violence, syphilis...
Global warming, floods and arson, rape, and birth defects
And things affecting ever person
War on crime and racist are problems of the past you see
Thanks to the greatest hockey player
That would be me
World leaders all unite
And form a joint to watch me play
As the planet gathers 'round
For a chance to hear me say
This place is now utopia
And heaven is on earth
Me and my hockey stick
Can finally build this earth
I changed the world
I made a difference!
I changed the world with my hockey stick
I changed the world
Yeah!
I changed the world with my hockey stick
I solved all our problems
People don't appreciate the glory I have brought them
I saved this planet in its darkest hour
So they will (unlegible) curse
Appoint myself ruler of the universe
(Unlegible) they will grovel at my feet
And their lives will serve no purpose
So they'll live to honor me
And this stick it will now rule their lives
And dictate all their (unlegible)
And I'll re-write our history
(unlegible) reside as God

I'll rule the world
I did it!
I'll rule the world with my hockey stick
I'll rule the world
Yeah!
I'll rule the world with my hockey stick
Just because I am that good