Well, Ali Baba had them forty thieves
Scherezadi had a thousand tales
But Master, you in luck 'cause up your sleeves
You got a brand of magic never fails
You've got some power in your corner now
Some heavy ammunition in your camp
You've got some punch, pizzazz, yahoo and how?
See, all you gotta do is rub that lamp
And I'll say

Mister Aladdin, sir,
what will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order,
jot it down
You ain't never had a friend like me

Life is your restaurant
and I'm your maitre d'
C'mon, whisper what it is you want
You ain't never had a friend like me

Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service
You're the boss,
The king, the shah
Say what you wish,
It's yours! True dish
How 'bout a little more baklava?

Have some of column A,
try all of column B
I'm in the mood to help you dude
You ain't never had a friend like me

Can your friends do this?
Can your friends do that?
Can your friends pull this out their little hat?
Can your friends go poof?
Well looky here
Can your friends go, "Abracadabra," let 'er rip
And then make the sucker disappear

So doncha sit there slack-jaw buggy-eyed
I'm here to answer all your midday prayers
You've got me bonafide, certified
You've got a genie for your charge d'affaires
I've got a powerful urge to help you out
So what-cha wish? I really wanna know
You've got a list that's three miles long, no doubt
Well, all you gotta do is rub like so - and oh

Mister Aladdin, sir, have a wish or two or three
I'm on the job, you big nabob
You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
You ain't never...had a...friend...like...me
You ain't never had a friend like me, hah!

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