Scrubs: My Musical I'm Dominican Lyrics
For The Last Time, I'm Dominican"
Carla:
I've had it up to here
So let me make it very clear
Because I swear I'll never clue you in again
Every time that you profess
I come from Puerto Rico --
Turk:
Yes?
Carla:
-- For the last time, Turk, I'm Dominican!
Turk:
Don't make a big to-do
I was simply testing you
Carla:
Then why'd you tell J.D. our baby's "blaxican"?
Turk:
Babe, you know I know the truth
Carla:
Well, I need a little proof
So list all you know about me, or no s__ again
Turk:
Uh... Let's see...
Your name is Carla
Carla:
Oh, yes
Turk:
You are Latina
Carla:
Impressive
Turk:
You're a nurse, your mother's dead
And, wait -- I got it!
Three sisters
Carla:
Turk!
Turk:
Two sisters?
Well, I'm sure you have a brother who's a huge j_______!
Carla:
Tell me, what's my middle name?
Turk:
Okay, I'm tired of this game
Let's forget it, I give up, I guess you win again
But it's not just me who gets mixed up
By all this crazy ethnic stuff!
Todd:
Sorry, even I know, she's Dominican!
Boo-ya!
Carla:
Did I grow up in Illinois or was it Michigan?
How long before we met was I in medicine?
Was our wedding song the Beatles or Led Zeppelin?
Am I freakin' Puerto Rican or Dominican?
Turk:
The thing is guys remember facts
Like what Derek Jeter hit last year, which was three-oh-three!
And that is why our brains are maxed
And there's no room for things like birthdays or ethnicities!
Carla:
Well, thank you for that glimpse into the workings of the inner man
Turk:
Let's talk about your job and not the fact that you're --
Carla:
-- Dominican!
Turk:
You're not staying home from work
Carla:
Will that make you happy, Turk?
Turk:
I'll support you if you choose to earn the Benjamins
Carla:
Then I'll return to work today!
Now, you're sure that that's okay?
Turk:
I say "¡Sí!" -- which is "yes" in Dominican!
And Puerto Rican!
Carla:
Turk!
Turk:
But you're Dominican
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