Half a dozen sods stood staring each other down
Saying "I think I saw you looking dreadful on the other side of town"
Your boots are suitable for summer, we suppose,
But we don't care if its freezing, you're still wearing too much clothes
And you could tell by the look in their eyes they thought

Someone call the fashion police on that guy
Someone call the fashion police we mean it
Someone call the fashion police for these crimes against our fashion sense

They have a strange way of speaking in silence
The only conversation it sparks is a bout of violence
There were less examples of savagery after Boston emptied several crates of tea
It's most important that you wear your personality
When there aren't enough mirrors to go around

Someone call the fashion police on that guy
Someone call the fashion police we mean it
Someone call the fashion police for these crimes against our fashion sense

I know that something seems quite wrong with this picture
Regarding someone's undergarments as if they were scripture
But if you saw someone that's looking the wrong way
Would you not, in fact, become the first person to say

Someone call the fashion police on that guy
Someone call the fashion police we mean it
Someone call the fashion police for these crimes against our fashion sense
Someone call the fashion police on that guy
Someone call the fashion police we mean it
Someone call the fashion police on me!

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