Tenacious D Inward Singing (Skit) Lyrics

(Kyle Gass snores loudly)

Jack Black: Oh my god. Oh my god, I've done it.
(shouts) Cage! Come here, I want you!
Kyle: What? What?? God! I'm sleeping, dude!
What are you talking about...
Jack: Oh my god.
Kyle: What?
Jack: I did it.
Kyle: What d'ya do?
Jack: I've done it. I f___in' did it.
The most powerful tool in singing technology since yodelling, dude.
Oh my god, inward singing.
Kyle: What?
Jack: Check it out, it's an invention.
And it makes non-stop rocking possible.
(shouts) Think about it, man!
Rock singers are only rocking you half of the time!
The other time they're...they're...they're...they're breathing! In!
But not anymore, baby! hahahahaha!! Not with inward singing, check it out!
(Jack sings inwards, then outwards. while doing this, he sings:)
And I'm never f___ing stopping
And I'm always f___ing singing
And now you know that I will never stop the f___ing singing
I'm like a f___ing one-man band
I'm like a f___ing one-man band!
(Jack then starts talking again)
And I can sing like that all f___ing night!
Kyle: ...Wow....It wasn't really non-stop though, there was a slight...
Jack: (shouts) Arrgh, shut up! It is non-stop!
And the other thing is, that when I'm f___in' singing in,
it sounds even better!
Than when I'm singing out! Shut up! f___ you! You f___ing d___!
Always nay-saying...everything I create! You piece of s___!
YOU create something like inward singing! You f___ing s___!
You f___ing sit in your tower! f___ing nap...
Kyle: (laughing)
Jack: What's funny??.... You f___ing b____! f___ing...f___ you!
f___in'...c___ a__!!
(Jack pauses for a minute to breathe)
Jack: You're fired from the band.
Kyle: Um, that won't be necessary, Jack.
Jack: Why?
Kyle: I'm quitting.
Jack: What?
Kyle: I quit.