I want you to get a gun
And head on down to Washington
And I want you to climb up high
High in the sky and shoot them all

Th-th-they, d-d-don't deserve to live
What did they ever give to you?
Na na na na na

You know what I want you to do?
I want you to go upstairs to that apartment
Where that guy keeps playing that Barry Manilow record
Copacabana over and over and over again

I want you to ring the doorbell
And when he answers the door
I want you to stab him in the neck
With a number 2 pencil over and over and over again
Because he must pay, chop him up, put him in the freezer
And as you leave the apartment, light the place on fire

Voices in my head, these are
The voices in my head
Voices in my head these are
The voices in my ear
You should dress up like a clown

Hi, you never called me back
I got the pictures back from Thanksgiving
I don't know why you wear that earring?
If your father was alive, I don't know what he'd say

I was talking to Mrs. Corelli yesterday
You know Bobby Corelli who was in your grade?
He got promoted again in his law firm
He's making 175,000 a year now, are you on drugs?

Why don't you ever call me back?
When are you gonna get married son?
Isn't it about time you settled down and got yourself a wife
And got yourself a house and got a kid and got a car
And got a dog and got a lawnmower and got a nice picket fence

Voices in my head, these are
The voices in my head
Voices in my head
These are the voices in my head
The voices in my head
Why, why is it every time I gotta wait on a f___in' line?

Why is it every time I turn on my television set
I gotta see Sally Struthers and those starving kids?
Why can't somebody just send her a check
And shut her and those god d___ kids up?
Where's Rob Reiner when you need him?

Why, why don't they drop the bomb
Right on top of everyone?
Na na na na na

Voices in my head, these are
The voices in my head
Voices in my head these are
The voices in my head

Voices in my head, these are
The voices in my head
Voices in my head these are
The voices in my head

Voices in my head, these are
The voices in my head
Voices in my head these are
The voices in my head
Stop, stop, stop when you're singing

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