Tenacious D Cock Pushups (Skit) Lyrics

KG: Do you think that um, do you think that when the album, when this is out...
JB: Yeah?
KG: Do you think it will make us um, more attractive to the ladies?
JB: Pshh, yeah, in fact, I been getting ready.
KG: Yeah?
JB: Yeah, I been doin c___ pushups.
KG: c___ Pushups?
JB: Yeah.
KG: What are those?
JB: Its where you f___in lay down flat on the ground.
KG: Yeah...
JB: And then you let your b____ lift you up off the ground.
KG: N...no, that's, that'd be impossible. Your c___ can support your whole
weight?
JB: Well not at first...
KG: Yeah?
JB: But over time.
KG: Hmm...how many pushups can you do?
JB: ...c___ pushups?
KG: Yeah...I guess, you could only do one really.
JB: Yeah, well one is all ya need