Tenacious D Karate Schnitzel (Skit) Lyrics

JB: God, I'm f___in hungry. Let me check the fridge... Dude, where's my f___in
schnitzel? Hey, wake up. Wake up you a__hole, wake up.
KG: Whahahat? Wh?
JB: Wake up.
KG: What?
JB: You ate my f___in schnitzel.
KG: What?
JB: You ate my f___in schnitzel.
KG: Well it was in there. If you put it in there, then it's fair game.
JB: Yeah?
KG: For anybody that wants to eat it.
JB: Well then maybe this is fair game. WOW!
KG: Ow God, Hey!
JB: Yeah, that's right its a karate chop!
KG: What're ya doin?
JB: Well if you didn't like that, how 'bout this? KIKAY!
KG: OW!