Too Short Ain't Nothing Like Pimpin' Lyrics

Ain't nuthin like pimpin just let it roll
Mother f___ing s___ god d___ a__hole
Ain't nuthin like pimpin just don't quit
Mother f___ you d___ s___head b____

My diamonds and the Lex say it's time to flow
Wonder how I got rich, they say I rhyme too slow, so
I'm from the "O" I for what I know
And like I told your a__ before you can f___ my hoe
I ride nuthin but vogues, ain't hittin no switches
Top down in my Caddy just me and my b____es
With a Ziplock bag full of green weed
I roll it all up cuz I'm a fiend in need
Of some dank smoke all up in my chest
Dangerous Crew got the bomb, we don't smoke that stress
Cuz we getting funky on album 9
I smoked a few joints b____ now I'm fine
Studio's in a cloud
Smelling kind of loud
Nuthin like pimpin
n____ f___ Bill Clinton
Make me the mother f___ing president
I'll make the White House a hoe house and all the pimps, To just
Set up shops like they do in Vegas
Legalize pimpin for all the playa's
Puttin fine a__ b____es in the streets and the hood
Every year a n____ trade for a new Fleetwood
You know I'm rollin, I can't be faking
I come through and all your hoes I'm taking
You know I'm rolling, don't do no simpin
I'm an Oaktown playa ain't nuthin like pimpin
Ain't nuthin like the pimp game you should know
Never love a b____ or a hoe
You fell in love with her though trying to get in them pants
And the next thing ya know your baby momma's a tramp
Don't get mad now n____ want to shove the b____
Cuz a year ago, you know, you loved the b____
Now your stomache's upset and your feelings are hurt
She gotcha looking like an old banana peel in the dirt
b____, slipped up and hit your a__ for a lick
Talking that mother f___ing baby s___
You'z a punk a__ n____ can't you see
Thatz the difference between n____s like you and me
I got b____es, on my mind
It's been like that for a real long time
I know the way them hoes take your cash
They let you f___ and make you pay up fast
Trick n____, why you wanna be like that
Let them try for lent b____es take your fat a__ stack
Couldn't tell them hoes nuthin but the punk in you
Cuz they already know what they want from you
Big bank, Ben Franklin, do the b____ just fine
She'll be taking all of yours and can't f___ with mine
I'm the M to the A to the C and K
All you playa hating n____s shouldn't be that way

There ain't nuthin like pimpin just let it roll
Mother f___ing s___ god d___ a__hole
Ain't nuthin like pimping just don't quit
Mother f___ you d___ s___ head b____

Lights, camera, action, cut
Hollywood look out the b____ is coming up
She took acting classes 'bout to be on her way
On a Greyhound bus from home to L.A.
She said it wouldn't take long to make it to the top
A few auditions land a job
I was down in L.A., hit the club for a drink
I'm a player a__ n____ tell me what do ya think
I walked up to the b____ in my clean a__ suit
And I told her, I've been watching you
I peeped you out from the bar
You must be a model or a movie star
She said "No, but that's my dream.
To see my face on the movie screen"
I tell ya nothing but game came out my mouth
She was talking 'bout agents, I was turning her out
I said "Listen real close to what I'm saying.
All you need is me; you don't need no agent"
I'm a pimp a__ n____ and the game don't stop
"All you gotta do is f___ a few big shots,
Cause if you can't do that, they're going to hold ya back"
She was sucking up the game, down to do all that
She said "Short baby, I ain't no simp"
But the n____ in the suit ain't nuthin but a pimp
And all them white guys you had s__ with
They weren't big shots, they were nothing but tricks
She came to me and said it just won't last
I looked, and I laughed, and I kicked her a__
Cuz all she wanted was the fame
But you can't get s___ when you don't have game

Guerilla pimpin just let it roll
Mother f___ing s___ god d___ a__hole
Guerilla pimps just don't quit
I say mother f___ you d___ s___head b____

*MC Breed*

Ain't nuthin like pimpin now you know
I want a b____ thats an everyday hoe
Just a Beyotch

There ain't nuthin like pimp now you know
I want a b____ thats a top notch hoe
Just a Beyotch

(Too Short) Mother f___ you d___ s___head b____

Ain't nuthin like pimpin now you know
I want a b____ thats an everyday hoe
Just a Beyotch

(Too Short) Mother f___ing s___ god d___ a__hole

There ain't nuthin like pimping now you know
I want a b____ thats an everyday hoe
Just a Beyotch

(Too Short) Say mother f___ you d___ s___head beyatch!!

Mmm Mmm Mmmmmm

(Too Short) Mother f___ing s___ god d___ a__hole

Nuthin but a pimp

(Too Short) Mother f___ you d___ s___head b____

Short Dogg ain't nuthin but a pimp

(Too Short) Mother f___ing s___ god d___ a__hole
(Too Short) Cuss words. Mother f___ you d___ s___head beyotch!

Nuthin like pimpin now you know
Ain't nuthin like pimpin so now you know

(Too Short) Beyotch!!

There ain't nothing like pimpin now you know

(Too Short) Ain't nuthin like pimping d___ s___head b____

Ain't nuthin like pimpin so now you know

(Too Short) There ain't nothing like pimping god d___ a__hole

(Too Short) That's it n____, there is no more. Life is...

*Unknown Voice*

Thatz deep. Yeah. That right. There ain't nothing like a b____.
Ain't nothing like a mother f___ing, b____!
You, nasty, once a month bleeding mother f___ing nasty a__ mother f___ it
(Takes a deep breath)
b____, I hate your mother f___ing a__. You mother f___ing Beeeeeeyoooootch!!!
Beyotch!! And your momma too. f___ all yall. Hahahaha.