Here we are, dear old friend,
You and I drunk again.
Laughs have been had and tears have been shed-
Maybe the whiskey's gone to my head...

But if I were gay,
I would give you my heart.
and if I were gay,
You'd be my work of art.
and if I were gay,
We would swim in romance.
but I'm not gay,
So get your hand out of my pants...

Its not that I dont care (I do),
I just dont see myself in you.
another time, another scene.
I'd be right behind you,
If you know what i mean!

Cause if I were gay,
I would give you my soul.
and if I were gay,
I would give you my whole being.
and if I were gay,
we would tear down the walls.
but i'm not gay,
so wont you stop cupping my... hand

We've never hugged
We've never kissed
I've never been intimate with your fist
You have opened brand new doors
Get over here and drop your drawers!

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