GLDramaCD Lyrics

Leeron: Chinponponpon~ The following drama has nothing to do with the actual Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann. It's one more Gurren Lagann. It has nothing at all to do with the actual beastmen-chan, Gurren-dan-chan, Spirals-chan, and Anti-Spirals-chan, sorry! This was your Leeron! *creepy kissing noises*

*sound of a train and someone getting their a__ kicked*
Yakuza 1: What the- what was that for?!
Yakuza 2: You pickin' a fight with us Gimbu-kai?!
Kamina: Ouououou! I don't know of no Gimbu-kai, but I won't allow any more of your violence!
Yakuza 2: What did you say?! Who the hell are you?!
Kamina: b______, you're sure unqualified if you don't know my name. ALL RIGHT, YOU PUNKS! LISTEN WELL! One who gathers up this city's, this prefecture's, no...this j__an's roughneck students and points to the path of men! This world's number one roughneck! That's me, Kamino Kamina-sama! Carve that into your minds!

Kamina: OTOKO IPPIKI GURREN LAGANN! After this, a cool theme song was supposed to come on, but due to limited time and budget, it had to be cut! Play the theme song in your souls! Now, let's go on to the story!!

Yoko: Good morning!
Tetsukan: ...mmn, good morning.
Yoko: Tetsukan, were you up all night again?
Tetsukan: It's a family thing.
Yoko: Huh? It's sure rare to see you in the classroom in the morning, Kamina.
Kamina: Shut up, I'm busy right now.
Yoko: I heard that you were beating up some gangsters in the city again yesterday?
Kamina: Because they were picking a fight with an old lady who was passing by.
Yoko: That's fine, but they were yakuza, right? If you're not careful, someday you'll get into some real trouble. Hey! What are you doing?!
Kamina: Can't you see for yourself? I'm reading a textbook.
Yoko: Ohhh yeah, if you fail today's test, you'll have to repeat a year, right? No wonder you're desperate.
Kamina: My dead old man told me I have to at least graduate from this school. Or else I'd have quit a long time ago.
Yoko: So there's some part of you like your dad after all. In that case, you should just study properly every day. If you're just going on borrowed knowledge...
Kamina: Shut up! All right, listen well! My borrowed knowledge burns with the soul of man! It's completely different from just any other loafer!
Yoko: Okay, okay. But you know, that's an English textbook. What we're having is a physics test.
Kamina: ........Ph-physics?
Yoko: Yup!
Kamina: ...I'm studying for both! If I study English, I should do okay in physics!
Yoko: Impossible.
Kamina: No, it's not!
Yoko: Even if you're in the spirit, some things are just impossible!
Kamina: .....DAMMIIIIT! I AM...I AM SUCH A MORON!!!!
*distant sound of a motorcycle*
Attenborough: Mm?! What, what?! Who's that guy with the sleeveless school uniform?!
Tetsukan: Riding a motorcycle at this hour....*yawn* that's just some delinquent.
Kittan: KAMINAAA! IS KAMINA HERE?! From Bachika High, Kurono Kittan-sama is here to settle things once and for all! Today, I'll teach you who's the toughest in this city!!
Yoko: That fighting idiot is here! Don't bother with him today, Kamina- wait, he's gone!
Kamina: I was already feeling p___ed, this is perfect! I'll beat you to a pulp again, Kittan!
Nia: Wait there, Kamina-kun.
Kamina: ?! Board chairman?!
Boota: Buuiu!
Nia: Please don't address me in such a formal way. "Nia" is fine.
Kamina: Right...
Nia: Kamina-kun, what does the slogan on the wall say? "Don't run in the halls." Isn't that what is written? Can you read it? Doooon't ruuuun iiiin theeee...
Kamina: The hall, right?! Yes, I read it!
Nia: Then you won't run anymore, right?
Boota: Biuubiuubiuubuu!
Kamina: Yes, I won't run! I'll walk quickly! Besides that, why is our board chairman a woman and a kid and a foreigner? And she's got some pig, or mole, or whatever-kind-of-animal on her shoulder too.
Boota: Buhhi!
Nia: Isn't he cute? His name is "Boota."
Simon: Kamina-san.
Kamina: ?! What's with you?
Nia: This is Hotta Simon-kun from the second grade.
Kamina: What's a second-year want with me?
Simon: I don't care if you get in a fight, but I'd like to ask you not to damage the school building. It's up to me, the Maintenance Department, to fix it all.
Kamina: The Maintenance Department?
Nia: "Maintenance" means to build and repair the building. The reason why this school is made of wood is because we want the students to repair it themselves! The Maintenance Department is the top runner in repairing schools! It is thanks to Simon-kun's toolbox that this school is so pretty!
Simon: She calls it the Maintenance Department, but really it's only me...
Kamina: Get a professional to do it, board chairman!
Nia: It is all right. After all, Simon-kun has a background in the National Junior High Maintenance Competition!
Simon: She says national, but only three schools actually participated...
Kamina: Ahh...that's immoral.
Simon: That's why it would be a problem if you damage the school building. Please remember that.
*sound of water*
Nia: Ah, Simon-kun! A water pipe exploded over there! At this rate, the school building will be flooded!
Simon: I understand. Let's detach the floorboards. Spin, my electric drill.
*drilling*
Nia: Kamina-kun, please help us.
Kamina: But I've got someone waiting...
Nia: It's all right, now hurry!
Boota: Buubuubiuubuu!
Kamina: Ahh, wait, but...!

Kittan: He's late...he's so late! ...That idiot, what is he doing?! Hurry and come out! Kaminaaa! KAMINAAAA!
*footsteps*
Kittan: Who the hell are you guys? *gets knocked out* ...d___ it... *collapses*

Dayakka: Okay, Kamina? We'll excuse it this time, but if you miss a test again, you'll be out.
*Kamina sneezes*
Dayakka: Well, we do think it's unfortunate that the board chairman made you come with her, but...who was the physics teacher again?
Leeron: Why, that's me, Dayakka-sensei!
Dayakka: Rino-sensei, please don't call me "Dayakka." My proper name is "Daya Kaizou."
Leeron: Don't worry about the small things! You can call me "Leeron" too. Right, Kamina?
Kamina: I will call you Rino Ronta-sensei!
Leeron: So young, but so stubborn. Of course, that's what I like...
Kamina: Don't say stuff like that!
Dayakka: Anyway, by request of the board chairman, you dug up every one the water pipes in the school to confirm their strength. That's hard work. I think you guys are impressive to finish by evening.
Kamina: Heh, you could say that!
Leeron: That second-year Simon was pretty impressed. He said that was the first time he'd seen anyone take off the floorboards faster than his drill.

Simon: We have to detach the floor all over the school or we won't know where the leak is.
Kamina: Yaaarrgh! Once a man has decided to do something, he won't run, retreat, or look back! Even if my nails were to come off, there's no way I can lose to a second-year!! *spraying of water* What the?! b______, I won't stand losing to a water pipe!!!
Simon: Amazing...what's with this person's power? Okay, I'll do it too. Spin, my electric drill!!!

Dayakka: Amazing...or rather, stupid.
Kamina: Of course! No matter when, I have the perfect combustion of a man's soul!
Leeron: In that case, in place of the test, write a report before the weekend. Be sure to do that with "perfect combustion" too.
Kamina: ...ehh?

Kamina: *sneezes* I'm completely drenched, man. Kittan's gone somewhere too. Well, I guess there's no idiot who would wait until evening.
Yoko: But still, it turned out okay, right? You can make up for the physics test with a report.
Kamina: Yoko, you go on ahead. There's some weird people waiting for me.
Kiyoh: Now just wait there. Are you Kamina?
Kamina: Who are you?
Yoko: A sailor uniform with a long skirt? There are still female gang leaders these days?!
Kiyoh: Kurono Kiyoh.
Kinon: Kinon.
Kiyal: Kiyal.
Kiyoh: What'd you do with our brother, Kamina?! *throws something*
Kamina: Your brother?
Kinon: We mean Kurono Kittan! *throws something*
Kiyal: It's no use pretending! *throws something*
Kamina: Don't attack someone while questioning him!
Kiyoh: My metal paper crane!
Kinon: My Lilian knitting needle!
Kiyal: My yo-yo!
Sisters: To think they'd be brushed away so easily! Kamina the terrible!
Kamina: Don't use weapons that have to be explained each time! Think of the trouble the sound effects people have to go through! Besides, I'm the one who wants to ask where Kittan went!
Kiyoh: But, this morning he said he would go settle things with Kamina and hasn't come back to school since, and he won't answer his cell phone!
Kiyal: No matter what, nii-chan would at least always answer our calls!
Kinon: We can only think that something happened to him...
Yoko: Hey, wait a minute...
Kamina: What is it, Yoko?
Yoko: This thing was on the ground...
Kamina: Huh? A badge?
Yoko: This is the Gimbu-kai's symbol.
Kamina: Really?
Yoko: I'm Dai-Gurren High's Newspaper Club President, Utsuwa Yoko. I know at least that much info.
Kamina: Where was it?
Yoko: Next to the front gates. It was around where Kittan was standing.
Kiyoh: Gimbu-kai...the yakuza? Don't tell me onii-chan was...!
Kamina: The guys I beat up, huh? How dare they...

Kittan: *m___led* Let me go, idiots! What're you doing?!
Gimbley: Jougan, Barinbou.
Twins: *mumble*
Gimbley: I thought I told you to go kidnap Kamina from Dai-Gurren High. And yet...who is this?!
Twins: But, he was standing at the school gates screaming "Kamina, Kamina!" So...we thought it must be Kamina...
Gimbley: Idiots!! Who in the world would shout his own name in front of a school? Obviously he was calling for him!
Viral: Now, now, Gimbu-san. Calm down.
Gimbley: Viral-san. But...
Viral: There's no need to criticize them. You can't completely deny the possibility. For example, what if there was an election for the student council? It wouldn't be strange for him to repeatedly call his name at the school gates.
Gimbley: Ah, I see!
Viral: As if there would be a thing like that!!! ARE YOUR BRAINS MADE OF GREASE?!
Twins: We're sorry!!!
Gimbley: P-please don't get angry all of a sudden. Your voice is a weapon.
Viral: Ah, sorry.
Gimbley: By the way, why is it? Even in America, the Teppelin Foundation is a large corporation known well by those in the know. Why is something like that after a punk highschooler like Kamina?
Viral: That is not something for you to know. The Gimbu-kai just has to shut up and work with us. That's all it is.
Gimbley: I understand. For now, let's use this guy to draw him out.
Viral: Will it really work as well as you say?
Gimbley: Do not worry. This building belongs to the Gimbu-kai. And this is the 10th floor of the building. No matter who it is, they can't come in here so easily.
*CRASH!*
Gimbley: ...And now someone's just come in!!
Kamina: Kittan, are you okay?!
Kittan: Kaminaaa!
Gimbley: He crashed through the window?! This is the 10th floor!
Kamina: Unfortunately, I have no parents. I can't lose to anyone in my number of jobs! I won't have you insult my training for manufacturing buildings!
Gimbley: But how did you find this place?
Kamina: Kittan's motorcycle was in front of the building. Even an idiot would realize it.
Gimbley: What?
Twins: Sorry, it was us... We thought we'd get it later...
Gimbley: ...Enough, enough! And so what will you do? This is the 10th floor. You can't just jump down.
Kamina: Heh! Who the hell do you think I am?! Come, Kittan!
Gimbley: ...And now he's jumped down!

Kittan: Kamina, you trying to kill me?!
Kamina: Shut up, Kittan! You'll bite your tongue!
Kittan: An air cushion?
Kamina: Be thankful! Your little sisters grabbed it off a fire truck.
Kiyoh: Don't say something so shameful! We just borrowed it a little.
Kinon: Onii-chan, your motorcycle.
Kittan: Ohh, my King Kittan!
Kiyal: Jeez, we were worried, stupid brother.
Kittan: Kiyoh, Kinon, Kiyal! You guys...!!
Yoko: Let's run, Kamina!
Kamina: Yoko?! Why are you here?
Yoko: Because you can't ride a motorcycle, can you? So I will! I'm not Dai-Gurren High's Motorcyle Club President just for show!
Kamina: Heh, okay! Let's move out! For the time being, head to my house!
Yoko: Got it!
*motorcycles drive away*
Gimbley: Dammit, after them!
*crashing sound*
Twins: A pitfall!!!
Viral: Wha-what's this doing here?!
Simon: Heheh, they got caught perfectly.
Nia: As expected of Simon of the National Junior High Maintenance Competition! That was a splendid trap.
Simon: Kamina-san is the only man I've ever thought was amazing. I won't let the yakuza get to him. Now, let's go, board chairman! It'd be bad if we're found.

Yoko: Kamina, where's the ointment?
Kamina: On the left of the cupboards in the kitchen.
Kinon: How are your injuries, onii-chan?
Kittan: Sorry for worrying you, Kinon.
Yoko: Here, the medicine.
*Kittan is in pain*
Kiyoh: Hmm? Kamina, you live by yourself?
Kamina: Yeah, my mother died from an illness when I was a kid, and my old man from a traffic accident last year.
Kiyal: Don't you feel lonely in such a big house?
Kamina: I'm used to it already.
Yoko: Hey, shouldn't we contact the police?
Kittan: No, we shouldn't. The Gimbu-kai has connections to the police.
*sound of cars and footsteps outside*
Yoko: Did you just hear cars outside?
Kiyal: Oh, this is bad. It's the Gimbu-kai guys. And they've got guns too!
Kamina: How did they find this place?
Kittan: Ohhh yeah, come to think of it, they're after you! They just kidnapped me by mistake!
Kamina: Kittan! b______, you should have said that sooner!
*gunshots and screaming*
Kittan: s___, those guys are serious!
Kiyal: Yoko, that gun...!
Yoko: I'll show you the skill of the Dai-Gurren High Air Rifle Club President!
Kamina: You....how many clubs are you in charge of?
Kiyoh: Idiot, that's not what you should comment on! There's no way she can stand a chance with an air rifle!
Kamina: Yoko, give that to me! I'll go out there!
Kinon: There's an idiot here too!
Kamina: You guys escape from the back! I'll take care of those guys!
Kiyal: There's no way you can! You'll be full of holes in an instant!
Kamina: But we have to do something!
Kittan: Kamina...you're a man! You're really something!
*ringtone*
Kamina: Kamina here!
Leeron: Hiii, it's Leeron. How's your report going?
Kamina: This isn't the time for that!
Leeron: Sure seems so. I can see the trouble from school with a perisco- I mean, binoculars.
Kamina: You're watching us?! Are you a stalker?!
Leeron: Now, now. We can't let that get in the way of your report, so I'll tell you something good. Behind the bookcase in your father's room, there are stairs that go down to the basement. You can find your father's legacy there.
Kamina: My old man's legacy?
Leeron: Right. If you don't want to die, be sure to use it. Bye now~
Kamina: Hey, wait a minute, what do you mean?! Hello? Hello??

Dayakka: Did you tell him?
Leeron: It's about time, isn't it?
Nia: Good work, Leeron-san.
Dayakka: Board chairman. Oh, Simon-kun too.
Simon: Hello.
Nia: A large ship has arrived at the port. It probably belongs to the Teppelin Foundation. They are behind the Gimbu-kai.
Simon: Then, at last...!
Nia: If possible, I wanted to avoid this day. But we have no choice. The motto of Dai-Gurren High is "Freedom, freedom, and freedom!" It is our mission to protect that. Simon, make preparations.
Simon: I've been waiting for those words!

Kamina: I never knew there was a basement here.
Yoko: But I wonder why Rino-sensei knew about this?
Kamina: It's a door. And there's a small glass window next to it. Huh? There's something written on it. "Drive your soul into here."
Yoko: What's that supposed to mean?
Kamina: Heh! My soul has got to be this!
Kittan: Ohhh! Your fist!
*SMASH!*
Computer: Kamino Kamina. Confirmed, confirmed.
Yoko: The doors opened!
Kamina: Th-this is...?!

Zoushi: They're not coming out.
Kidd: They're just high school brats. I bet they got freaked out by us adults.
Gimbley: We can't look disgraceful in front of Viral-san. Invade the house at once!
Yakuza: All right!
*rumbling*
Gimbley: Wh-what the?!
*CRASH*
Twins: Wh-what the hell is that? A big...robot?
Zoushi: It's got some kind of face on its stomach!
Kidd: And it's wearing sunglasses!
Gimbley: Don't shrink from it! Zoushi, Kidd, shoot! Shoot!
*gunshots*
Kamina: Hahahahaha! That won't work!
Gimbley: What are you?!
Kamina: What inhabits the chests of men is a blazing heart and unyielding will! I'll lend fallen men a sword, but not money because I'm flat broke! This world's number one roughneck! That's me, Kamina-sama!
Gimbley: Kamina, you say?! What's a mere highschooler doing with a giant robot?!
Kamina: This is a soul of man that my old man left for me! It's name is Gurren! Remember it well, you Gimbu-kai gangsters!
*crashing and screaming*
Kittan: ....Amazing. That's amazing, Kamina! I've never seen anyone bring a giant robot into a kid's fight!
Kinon: There's normally no such thing as a giant robot...
Kiyoh: Hey, let's hurry and run away! Kamina's got their attention!
Yoko: Kamina, don't be too reckless.
*ringtone*
Yoko: Huh?
Kiyoh: What's wrong, Yoko?
Yoko: That teacher from before sent me a message. He says to come escape to the school!

Viral: They fell for it completely.
*truck arrives, someone comes out*
Rossiu: Viral.
Viral: Rossiu. Seems the ship has arrived.
Rossiu: Yes. I've brought your thing too. It's waiting inside this trailer.
Viral: Good timing.
Rossiu: I a__ume that's Professor Kamino's legacy?
Viral: You could say that. When I cornered his son using the Gimbu-kai, he brought that thing out.
Rossiu: As expected of Viral Sassoon. It seems that glorious hair worthy of your name is not just for show.
Viral: Heh, your usual cool-headed tone doesn't have its sarcasm today, Rossiu De-ko-i.
Rossiu: Don't hit my forehead while saying that.
Viral: Is my E-n-ki on standby?
Rossiu: I told you not to hit my forehead.

Kamina: Now what's wrong, you b______s? Can't you do anything against my Gurren?
Twins: Boss, the guns aren't working! He tossed our cars too!
Kidd: At this rate, we'll be crushed!
Gimbley: I-I-Idiots!! We can't run away!
Kamina: It's my first time riding it, but it moves just how I want it to. What an amazing mecha!
*large footsteps*
Kamina: What?!
Yakuza 1: There's another giant robot coming from other there!
Yakuza 2: This one is white, and it's got a ring on its head!
Gimbley: O-o-o-o-okay we can run now, you know, if we get caught up in it we're really done for!
Yakuza: Wait for us, Gimbu-san!
*NIKOPOL PLAYS*
Viral: You're in good shape, punk. But if an amateur like you gets carried away, you'll get hurt!
Kamina: Who the hell are you?
Viral: This Ganmen's name is Enki. I'll just say that my name is Viral.
Kamina: A Ganmen?
Viral: We can't have you calling it something so boring as a "robot."
Kamina: Heh! I don't really get it, but if you want to fight, I'll be your opponent! GO, GURREN!
Viral: Take this! ENKI SLICER!!
*Kamina screams*
Viral: Did it work?
Kamina: Not yet it hasn't!
Viral: You're built pretty well after all! Then how about THIS! ENKI SLASH!! ROLLING HIGH KICK!!
*more Kamina screaming*
Viral: What's wrong? Come at me!! Even though Enki is so cool! It was only used once in the original story! At least in the drama CD, I want it to play much, much, much more of an active role! Now come!!
Kamina: Dammit...he just goes on saying what he pleases!
Simon: Kamina!
Kamina: Who is it?
Simon: It's Simon!
Kamina: Simon? That drill boy?
Simon: I'm heading that way right now. Let's gattai with Lagann!
Kamina: Lagann?
Simon: Right. It's my Ganmen, Lagann!
Kamina: What do you mean?
Viral: What's wrong, what's wrong? Your movement is getting slow! ENKI SWOOORD!
Kamina: D-Dammit!
Nia: Kamina-kun?
Kamina: B-board chairman?!
Nia: Gurren and Lagann are Counter-Ganmen Humanoid Weapons left to you by your fathers!
Kamina: What?!
Nia: Professor Kamino and Professor Hotta were formerly scientists working for the Teppelin Foundation. But learning of the Teppelin Foundation's plans for invading j__an using Ganmen, they betrayed the Foundation, and prepared weapons to oppose them! That is Gurren and Lagann!
Kamina: Hey, um, it sounds like you're saying something really important, but I'm getting pretty beat up right now, so I don't have much time to understand...
Yoko: Just combine already! That is if you don't want to get killed!
Kamina: Yoko?!
Yoko: We've escaped to the school! Those guys are planning to disrupt the peace of this city! If you don't defeat them, who will?!
Kamina: I see...so that's how it is! Now I understand! COME, SIMON!
Simon: I'm here, Kamina!
Viral: What?! He burst out from the ground?!
Simon: Kamina, grab Lagann and stick it into Gurren's head! With all your might!
Kamina: Not "Kamina"! Call me "Aniki"!
Simon: Eh?
Kamina: To gattai and become one is the same as sharing a bond of brotherhood! From now on, we'll be together through life and death! Simon!
Simon: Heh, that sounds interesting. Got it, Aniki!
Kamina: Good! Let's go! GATTAI!!!
*SMASH*
Simon: ........A...Aniki? .....Ani..ki...?
Kamina: .......bwaugh! I-I'm okay! My dead old man was saying "It's still too early" from the other side of the river!
Simon: You're on the verge of death!
Kamina: I'm okay! The tip of the drill that came in through the ceiling just stabbed me a little!
Simon: It stabbed you?!
Kamina: The skin on my head got cut, that's all! Thanks to that, now I'm WIDE AWAKE!!!!
*power-up sound*
Kamina: This thing is powering up from the gattai!
Simon: We can go now, Aniki!
Kamina: Spending all day doing nothing but fighting, what lies in the chest of this Banchou punk is hot blood and huge ambition!
Simon: Spending all day doing nothing but repairing, the oath of men repairs this world!
Kamina: The giant robot is revealed! I lay my life in this guy's hands!
Kamina+Simon: BROTHERLY COMBINATION! GURREN-LAGANN! WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK WE ARE?!
Viral: He's gotten one size bigger! But HOW WILL THIS DO?! ENKI...MISSILE!!!
Simon: IT'S NO USE! GIGA DRILL...MAXIMUM!!
Viral: Drills came out from all over its body?!
Kamina: Simon! Your forte is a drill, huh? Interesting! This fight is getting fired up!
Rossiu: What are you doing taking your time, Viral? I'd rather not attack myself, but it seems there is no choice. UNDERSEA FORTRESS DAIGANKAI! LAUNCH!!!
Kamina: What the? What's that scorpion thing?
Viral: Tch...that Rossiu, doing something unnecessary!
Rossiu: Allowing Gurren-Lagann to be overlooked any longer would ruin the Teppelin Foundation's reputation. I will help you out.
Kamina: Heh...it's almost like a monster!

Dayakka: Board chairman! It's the Undersea Mobile Fortress Daigankai!
Leeron: They're getting that serious...
Yoko: Daya-sensei and Rino-sensei...you two...
Leeron: Are you surprised, Yoko? We are comrades fighting against the Teppelin Foundation together with the board chairman.
Kittan: What the hell is with this school...?!
Leeron: But you know, this isn't all we've got yet...
Nia: It may be inconvenient for the people of the school, but we have no choice. Mobile Fortress Dai-Gurren, ATTACK!
Boota: Buhhiu!
Dayakka: Roger!
Yoko: N-no way! There was something like this inside the school building?!

Kamina: Simon! Now another huge battleship is coming out from the school building!
Simon: That's...our stronghold, Mobile Fortress Dai-Gurren! ...But you know, if that attacks, then I'll have to repair the entire school building...
Kamina: Hire a professional, board chairman!

Nia: Prepare main armaments! Target: Daigankai!
Yoko: Board chairman! Please let me do it!
Nia: Yoko-san?
Yoko: I can't just let Kamina fight by himself! Please trust the skills of the Dai-Gurren High Long-Range Bombarding Club President!
Kittan: There's a club for that?
Nia: I understand. I'll leave this to you!
Boota: Buubiubuubiu!
Kinon: Daigankai is approaching!
Kittan: Kinon...when did you become the operator?

Rossiu: What is that walking battleship? There's a limit to how much you can joke around!
Yoko: Target: Lock Confirmed!
Nia: Fire main armaments!
Yoko: FIRE MAIN ARMAMENTS!
*explosions*
Rossiu: Hmm...so they shot through the engine with one shot. And I've only just come out...
Yoko: YES!!
Nia: As expected of Yoko-san!
Boota: *sounding gleeful*

Viral: ...IDIOT!!! Th-That was too quick, Rossiu!
Kamina: All right, let's finish this right away!
Simon: Leave it to me, Aniki!
Kamina+Simon: KILLING MOVE! GIGA...DRILL...BREAK!!!!!!!
Viral: Dammit...I'll remember this, Kamina! NEXT TIME, I'LL DEFINITELY...!!
Kamina: You idiot, this is a drama CD! There is no next time!!
Viral: DOWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~!

Nia: I am Nia Teppelin. I am the daughter of the president of the Teppelin Foundation. Learning of my father's ambitions, I betrayed him and escaped to j__an.
Boota: Buubuu.
Nia: And in order to stop their ambitions, I was having Professor Kamino and Professor Hotta produce combining Ganmen.
Boota: Buu!
Nia: Hearing of this, they came here to investigate.
Boota: Buiuuiuu.
Kamina: Heh, that's pretty interesting! If they're going to come aiming for j__an, Kamina-sama will be their opponent anytime! OTOKO IPPIKI GURREN-LAGANN IS RIGHT HERE!
Simon: Hey, Aniki?
Kamina: What is it?!
Simon: Why is the t__le "Otoko Ippiki" when Gurren-Lagann is piloted by the two of us?
Kamina: That's because you haven't grown up yet! You don't need a word like "hitori"! "Ippiki" is enough! Basically, the "otoko" of Otoko Ippiki Gurren Lagann is me, and "ippiki" is you!
Simon: That's the punchline?!

[Explanation: "Otoko Ippiki" means "One Man." Normally when referring to humans, the "one" is written as "hitori," but instead here they're using "ippiki," which is used to refer to one animal. Which means Simon is less than a man. Poor guy. And yes...the t__le is really only comprehensible in j__anese.]

Kamina: A new enemy stands before our invincible Gurren-Lagann!
Rossiu: I, Rossiu Dekoi, will pay you back for the last time! GO, AERO TERRESTRIAL MOBILE FORTRESS GANMEN DAIGANZANKAI!!!
Kamina: s___, what an enormous monster!
Simon: Aniki, on top of that there are lots of Enki coming out!
Kamina: That's no ordinary Enki, they've got arms growing all over the place!
Viral: Hahahahahaha! Do you see, Kamina?! This is my Hundred Enki Force! The one with two arms is Enkidu! Four arms is Enkidudu! Six arms is Enkidududu! Eight arms is Enkidudududu! The rooster's cry is c___-a-doodle-do! To stop a horse you say "dou dou"...WHAT THE HELL?!
Rossiu: Don't bother introducing them, Viral. OUR VICTORY IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF US!!

Kamina: Next time on OTOKO IPPIKI GURREN LAGANN! Conclusion Chapter! "Gurren-Lagann is in a great pinch! Rossiu's forehead glimmers with killing intent!" Look forward to it!