The Frogs One Of Them Wore Wings, The Other Did The Painting Lyrics

ONE OF THEM WORE WINGS, THE OTHER DID THE PAINTING:

silly boys and girls
the way they try on makeup
popcorn days and football ways
the way they play when they break up
it's a crime the way they take the Doc so seriously
they'll dock your pay
they'll dock you down by the bay
for the hay beneath your feet
your camel's stiff
oh your rocking riding ways are through boys
the girls are taking over
they're taking over
we can't let this happen
can't let this go on much longer boys
take command of the commandments
you make them up yourselves
you drop yourself down one chute
you'll wind up in hell
you're trying on shoes that were left over from Jesus and Satan
well one of them wore wings, the other did the painting
get yourself a brush and clean up the whole town
play Santa Claus in winter, Easter bunny spring
when it comes to summer get out your wieners and your v_____ things

and have yourselves a kick
have yourselves a blast
teach someone the meaning of the word ''a__''
you know what i mean