The Red Hot Chili Peppers Sir Psycho Sexy Lyrics

A long, long, long, long time ago
Before the wind before the snow
Lived a man, lived a man I know
Lived a freak of nature named sir psycho

Sir psycho s__y that is me
Sometimes I find I need to scream

Hes a freak of nature
But we love him so
Hes a freak of nature
But we let him go

Deep inside the garden of eden
Standing there with my heart on bleedin
Theres a devil in my d___ and some demons in my s____
Good God no that would be treason
Believe me Eve she gave me the reason
Booty lookin too good not to be squeezin
Creamy beaver hotter than a fever
Im a givin cause shes the receiver
I wont and I dont hang up untill I please her
Makin her feel like an overachiever
I take it away for a minute just to tease her
Then I give it back a little bit deeper

Sir psycho sir psycho yea hes the man that I met one time
Sir psycho sir psycho yea hes the man that left me blind
Sir psycho sir psycho yea hes the man hes the man hes the man
Sir psycho sir psycho yea yea

Hes a freak of nature
But we love him so
Hes a freak of nature
But we let him go

I got stopped by a lady cop in my automobile
She said get out and spread your legs
And then she tried to cop a feel
That cop she was all dressed in blue
Was she pretty? boy Im tellin you
She stuck my b___ with her big black stick
I said whats up? now suck my d___
Like a ram getting ready to jam the lamb
She whimpered just a little when she felt my hand
On her crotch so very warm
I could feel her getting wet through her uniform
Proppin her up on the black and white
Unzipped and slipped ooo thats tight
I swatted her like no swat team can
Turned a cherry pie right into jam

Sir psycho sir psycho yea Im the man that you met one time
Sir psycho sir psycho yea Im the man that leaves you blind
Sir psycho sir psycho yea Im the man Im the man Im the man
Sir psycho sir psycho yea s___

Hello young woman that I love
Pretty punk rock mamma that Im thinking of
Hold me naked if you will
In your arms in your legs in your p____ Id kill
To be with you, to kiss with you, I do miss you
I love you

Lay me down lay me down lay me down lay me down
Lay me down lay me down lay me down lay me down

Descending waves of graceful pleasure
For your love there is no measure
Her curves they bend with subtle splendor
lo woah woah woah woah HO

Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the funk will make me freak
If I should die before I waked
Allow me lord to rock out naked
Bored by the ordinary time to take a trip
Calling up a little girl with a bull whip
Lickety split go snap snap
Girl gettin off all in my lap
The tallest tree the sweetest sap
Blowin my a__ right off the map
Ooow and its nice out here
I think I'll stay for a while