Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee, lousy with virginity
Won't go to bed till I'm legally wed, I can't, I'm Sandra Dee
Watch it, hey, I'm Doris Day, I was not brought up that way
Won't come across, even Rock Hudson lost his heart to Doris Day

I don't drink or swear, I won't white my hair, I get ill from onecigarette
Keep your filthy paws off my silky drawers.
Would you pull that c___ with Annette?

As for you, Troy Donahue, I know what you wanna do
You got your crust, I'm no object of l___, I'm just plain Sandra Dee
Elvis, Elvis, let me be, keep that pelvis far from me
Just keep your cool, now you're starting to drool
Hey, fungu, I'm Sandra Dee

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