Attendant: Hello, how may I help you today?

Bonding: Coffee would be nice. (laughter)

Attendant: Does that order come with coffee?

Bonding: Maybe, if you got anything strong I'll take it.
attendant slaps bonding on the face
Bonding: Ow...

Attendant: Sorry, but that was necessary.

Bonding: I know. That probably woke me up better than the coffee will.

Attendant: (Yelling to the back) Gimme One large, 5 scoop decaffeinated instant espresso, no cream with extra sugar! Anything else sir?

Bonding: Uh, could I get another slap that one just woke me up, now I need something to keep me up.

Attendant: Sorry but that's a one time deal.

Bonding: Aww... oh well, wait! I'm not sure, because I don't know my coffee that well, but could you put a shot of caffine into a decaf coffee...?

Underling: No, but I can add a shot into you Bonding!

Bonding: Huh? a__assination attempt?!
(gunshots)
Attendant: (Screams)

Bonding: Everybody, Get Down!

Underling: Bonding! At last we finally meet!

Bonding: You said two words that only made sense in my mind, "last meet"

Bonding: (thinking to himself) Walter ppk, don't fail me now.
(gunshot)
Underling: No Way! There's no way you could've counted on ricochet to get us all.
(falls over dead)
Bonding: Who do you gotta kill to get a cup of coffee around here? It's been five minutes, I think after that it's free? Hey, how you holding up back there?

Attendant: Here you go sir... Shaken, Not Stirred. Like me.
faints
Bonding: "Shaken, Not Stirred." Hmm... I like that... Maybe I'll get to use that someday...

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