THE JAGER SONG
*Original Words & Music By Frank Chase

*Woke up on the kitchen floor
Breath smells just like cow manure
What I did last night I'm not sure
Thank you Jagermeister
I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister
I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister

*I lost my wallet and my keys
Picked up a girl but she had fleas
Some guy named Bruce had me on my knees
Thank you Jagermeister
I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister
I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister

*We drink a bottle every day
Sometimes two but that's okay
Now I can't tall if I'm straight or gay
Thank you Jagermeister
I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister
I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister

I woke up in Jim Bain's van
Don't know really where I am
But I'm in bed with another man
Thank you Jagermeister
I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister
I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister

I got married yesterday
Now I'll never be the same
I only wish I knew her name
Thank you Jagermeister
I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister
I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister

My mother in law is drinking up
Says that she can't get enough
Omigod, she's throwing up
Thank you Jagermeister
I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister
I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister

Our drummer's on his own again
By himself with no girlfriend
Now his right hand is his best friend
Thank you Jagermeister
I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister
I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister

Connecticut State Troopers are the best
They do their job with zeal and zest
I just wish I'd studied for the breathalyzer test
Thank you Jagermeister
I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister
I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister

Kevin is a real dude
Afternoons with attitude
He loves to broadcast in the nude
While drinking Jagermeister
I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister
I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister

The Windsor fire department has been found
They just keep ordering round after round
Man I hope that station don't burn down
Thank you Jagermeister
I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister
I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister

With love lines you just can't go wrong
Good advice yeah all night long
About what to do with your scholng
While drinking Jagermeister
I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister
I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister

Frank Chase well he wrote this song
After drinking all night long
If he heard my version I'd be gonged
Thank you Jagermeister
I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister
I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister

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