[Meat Wad Skit]
Hey this is Meat Wad and I talked to my good old buddies from Boston.
They called Unearth,
And I told them to write a song about friendship,
and just getting together having a good time with friends
And this what they come up with
Very exclusionary track called The Chosen

[Carl Skit]
Hello Duchbags and Duchbaggets,
You are about to hear the most rockiness in the whole freaking Universe,
And that's way beyond Pluto,
9lb Hammer,
Sounds like my genitals,
Let's Go!
Let's crank this up!

[Master Shake Skit]
Wow ha, ha, ha
I just can't get enough of that Bookworm Resin whatever the hell that is.
If you didn't skip the last track, please enjoy the next one.
Or...or skip it ...your choice
We got your money already so play
Use this d___ thing as a coaster. I don't care.
I got your money b____.

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