South Park (Cartman) Kyle's Mom Is A Bitch (Movie Version) Lyrics

Kyle's mom is a b____ she's a big fat b____, she's the biggest b____ in the whole wide world.
She's a stupid b____ if there ever was a b____. She's a b____ to all the boys and girls.

On Monday she's a b____, on Tuesday she's a b____.
And Wednesday through Saturday she's a b____. Then on Sunday just to be different, she's a super king kamehameha b_____
Have you ever met my freind Kyle's mom.
She's the biggest b____ in the whole wide world.
She's a mean old b____ and she has stupid hair .
She's a b____ b____ b____ b____ b____ b____ b____. b____ b____ b____ b____ b____ b____ b____, she's a stupid b____ Kyle's mom is a b____ and she's just a dirty b____.

Talk to kids around the world it might go a little bit something like this.

(different language)
Have you ever met my freind Kyle's mom.
She's the biggest b____ in the whole wide world.
She's a mean old b____ and she has stupid hair .
She's a b____ b____ b____ b____ b____ b____ b____. b____ b____ b____ b____ b____ b____ b____, she's a stupid b____ Kyle's mom is a b____ and shes just a dirty b____. i really mean it kyle's mom, she's a big fat f___ing b____, big old fat f___ing b____ kyles mom yea chaaa.