Twiztid Superstar Lyrics

"Whassup, man?"
"What up?"
"Can you believe I went in this m________ing place and this, this arrogant son of a b____ behind the counter had the nerve to call me a f___ing superstar"
"Rock star"
"No, I, no, a superstar, a rock star none the less, but a superstar, yes, no, and, and what I don't understand is how the f___ am I a superstar? How are you a superstar? We don't got a f___ing video on MTV"
"No!"
"I got one car! And it's got a flat tire and a f___ing broken rear view mirror"
"I got two cars"
"You got two cars?"
"But still..."
"You might be a superstar"
"No"
"I seen you flying around the hood"
"No!"
"You might be a superstar"
"Never!"
"Ok, well look, so I don't understand that s___, basically that s___ ain't s___ to me, I ain't a m________ing.."
"You might be a rock star. Ya know, maybe a rock star"
"You could be a rock star. With a little bit of effort and a video. I can work you into some A&R. I can get you on the radio, you, my friend, can be a rock star"
"Nice"
"Warped Tour, baby"

(Chorus)
Superstar, you ain't s___
Superstar, you ain't s___
Everybody come on
Superstar, you ain't s___
Superstar, you ain't s___ (Say what?)
Superstar, you ain't s___
Superstar, you ain't s___
Everybody come on
Superstar, you ain't s___
Superstar, you ain't s___
Don't let it go to your head

(Monoxide Child)
I'm rocking a phat a__ mink, and some chipped sunglasses
So sweet and sticky they call me Lil' Molasses
Don't let it fool you though, I'm a neck slitter
Chest hair permed, all covered in glitter
I got b____es falling out of my pockets at all times
Lying on me, spreading these rumors, to all kinds
Hating on me, leaving these people with false lines
b____, you must be out your g______ mind
Understand I'm the m________ing s___, b____
And you ain't got to say it, I can see it on your lips, please
Put my d___ on a hot dog bun and put that in your mouth
And keep my name off your tongue, hoe (b_____!)
Pink fun in that Twiztid thong
I got my homie in the car waiting all night long
I ain't s___ (Yeah)
You can let the whole world know
The only way I gets some p____'s if the b____ is a hoe (Eat a d___)

(Jamie Madrox)
Superstar with the boots and a big old d___
Neck, chest, and d___ tip covered in lipstick
Rhinestone sunglasses
Nipples tells us about them tender young a__es
And f___ing in a casket
We like a__ with bounce to the ounce
All you lame hoes go and ask your friends
what I'm talking about
Light built, with dollor bills
Got a chauffer with a limo
I ain't never touch a steering wheel
Besides I'm to fine to drive
And after the show it's about getting high
Let's talk about you for a second
Then lets talk about me for an hour and a half
Oh yeah, here go that autograph you asking about
Don't forget to flash your t__ties on the way out
See, I'm a superstar, hell I'm on my own d___
Even though I ain't s___
And everybody know it

(Chorus 2x)
Superstar, you ain't s___
Superstar, you ain't s___
Everybody come on
Superstar, you ain't s___
Superstar, you ain't s___ (Say what?)
Superstar, you ain't s___
Superstar, you ain't s___
Everybody come on
Superstar, you ain't s___
Superstar, you ain't s___
Don't let it go to your head