[Mickey]
If I was like him I'd know all the right words

[Edward]
If I was like him, I'd know some real birds
Apart from those in my dreams and in magazines

[Edward & Mickey]
Just look at his hair

[Mickey]
His hair's dark and wavy

[Edward]
It just isn't fair

[Mickey]
Mine's the colour of gravy

[Edward & Mickey]
Each part of his face is in just the right place
Is he laughing at me?

[Edward]
At my nose did he notice?

[Mickey]
That I should wear a brace

[Edward]
That I've got halitosis

[Edward & Mickey]
When nature picked on me she chose
To stick on me

[Edward]
Eyes that don't match

[Mickey]
I've got ears that stand out

[Edward & Mickey]
She picked the wrong batch
When she handed mine out
And then she attacked me with permanent acne

[Edward]
I wish I was a bit like
Wish that i could score a hit like
Be just a little bit like

[Edward & Mickey]
That Guy
That Guy

[Mickey]
I wish that I could be like
Just a little less like me

[Edward & Mickey]
Like the kind of guy I see, like
That Guy
That Guy

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