Oh dashing through the sand
With a bomb strapped to my back
I have a nasty plan
For Christmas in Iraq
I got through checkpoint A
But not through checkpoint B
Thats when I got shot in the a__
By the U.S. military

(S'not funny)

Oh jingle bombs jingle bombs
Mine blew up you see
Where are all the virgins
That Bin laden promised me
Oh jingle bombs jingle bombs
U.S. soldiers shot me dead
The only thing that I have left
Is this towel upon my head

I used to be a man
But every time I cough
Thanks to Uncle Sam
My nuts keep falling off
My bombing days are done
I need to find some work
Perhaps it would be much safer
as a Convenient store night clerk

Oh jingle bombs jingle bombs
I think I got screwed
Don't laugh at me
Because I'm Dead
Or I kill you

(I kill you)

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