Many years ago in Ancient China,
There lived a great warrior
He had many thoughts of great wisdom
For future generations he put them in a book
Which he called
Sun Tzu's Art of

Sun Tzu's Art of War
Available in all good stores
Sun Tzu's Art of War
He didn't pay for s__ from w____s (that's just a rumour)

When you're down
Sun Tzu can pick you up
When you're sleeping,
Sun Tzu can wake you up
When you're dead
There's not much Sun can do
But he's still pretty cool
Sun Tzu's Art of

Sun Tzu's Art of War
Don't read Sun Tzree or Tzfour
Sun Tzu's Art of War
He can run through a door (he's magic)

When you're trapped,
Sun Tzu can break you out,
When you're underground,
Sun Tzu can dig you out,
When your girlfriends dumped you
There's not much Sun can do,
But he's still pretty cool
with Sun Tzu's art of
I've read half of
Sun Tzu's Art of War

Sun Tzooooooooo.

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