Hank, Stu, Dave and Hank My Dead Dog Rover Lyrics

Dave: Oh, it's a beautiful day outside, I think I'm gonna start mowing the lawn.
Hank: Hey, How you doin' Dave?
Dave: OK, Hank, what's going on?
Hank: I'm looking for my dog Rover, darn dog got out and I can't find him anywhere. You haven't seen him, have ya?
Dave: No, but if I do, I'll let you know.
Hank: OK, sure appreciate it. Well, see ya later, Dave.
Dave: See you later, Hank.
Oh, there's that Rover now. (Rover barks). Rover, get out of here. You can't come on here while I'm mowing the lawn. Get out of here! Rover, get out of here! (bark, bark, bark, bark, yip, yip, yip, yip, yip)

I'm looking over my dead dog Rover
Who I hit with a power mower
One leg is missing; the other is gone
The third leg is scattered all over the lawn.
No need explaining the one leg remaining is spinning on the
carport floor.
I'm looking over my dead dog Rover, who I overlooked before.

Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Yip Yip Yip Yip Yip
Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Yip Yip Yip Yip Yip
Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Yip Yip Yip Yip Yip

I'm looking over my minced dog Rover, who I hit with a power mower
My dog's not eating,
He no longer barks
He hit the propeller and turned into sparks
No need explaining; there's no dog remaining
He's part of the grass you see.

I'm looking over my dead dog Rover who I sent to eternity!

Yip, Yip, Yip, Yip, Yip, Yip, Yip