Adam Sandler Piece of Shit Car Lyrics

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Piece of s___ car
I got a piece of s___ car
That f___ing pile of s___
Never gets me very far

My cars a big piece of s___
'cause the shocks are f___ing shot
And my seatbelt's f___ing broken
I got to tie it in a knot
(It's a piece of s___)

I can't see through the windshield
'cause it's got a big f___ing crack
And the interior smells real bad
'cause my friend puked in the back
(It's a piece of s___)

(Piece of s___ car)
Piece of s___ car
(He's got a piece of s___ car)
It sucks royal d___
(That f___ing pile of s___)
100% c___
(nNever gets him very far)
Oh f___ you car

It's got no CD player, it only got the 8-track
Whoever designed my car can lick my sweaty nut sack
(They can bite his a__ too)
And I got no f___ing brakes
I'm always way out of control
Eleven times a day I hear "Hey, watch it a__hole!"
(You f___ing piece of s___)

(Piece of s___ car)
I got piece of s___ car
(He got a piece of s___ car)
Diesel gas sucks my a__
(That f___ing pile of s___)
That pile of metal s___
(Never gets him very far)

Oh what the f___ did I do
What the f___ did I do
What the f___ did I do
To get stuck with you
You're too wide for drive-thru
And you smell like the shoe
But I'm too broke to buy something new
Oh f___ me

Well, the engine likes to flood
The car always f___ing stalls
And the seat cushions got a big rip
So a spring always pokes the b____
(Ouch, ouch, ouch)
Plus the door locks are busted
I gotta use a f___ing coat hanger
(What a pain in his a__)
And if a girlie sees my car
There's no chance I'll ever bang her
(He never ever gets the p____)
Hey shut up
(Piece of s___ car)
You piece of s___ car

(You got a piece of s___ car)
You piece of s___ car
(Piece of s___ car)
Bald f___ing tires
(You got a piece of s___ car)
No rearview f___ing mirror
(Piece of s___ car)
Seven different colors
(You got a piece of s___ car)
f___ing rag for a gas cap
(Piece of s___ car)
Tailpipe makes the sparks fly everywhere
(You got a piece of s___ car)
(Piece of s___ car)
(You got a piece of s___ car)
(Piece of s___ car)
Oh, the whole town thinks I'm a loser
(You got a piece of s___ car)
Cabby give me a push
(Piece of s___ car...)