Funkdoobiest Funk's On Me Lyrics

Well, here's the intro
It's nice and simple
Cuz Son's the nympho
Yo, there's the info
I'm the B-boy
Who takes out decoys
Like Leonard Nimoy
Or Bruce Leroy
I'm catchin' bullets
With my teeth
To make it brief
Yo, I got no beef
But I'm feelin' irie
That's in my diary
My voice is fiery
f___ my rivalry
I drink pina colady
I get diabolic
Like the bubonic
Plague
Egg is the shape of my dome
Don't bring it home if you can't use a comb
I side with the Dukes
For all my folks
I rock the crowd and go for broke

[Chorus:]
Cuz the funk's on me... the funk's on me... the funk's on me [x2]

I'll do the tango to the Star Spangled
Play the bango then eat a mango
Cuz I funk daily
Like Pearl Bailey
I'm not an Israeli
But I'm hittin' like Halley's
Comet
Drop it
Funk is the topic
I'm off like a rocket
A p___o in a pocket
I'm different
Funk's what I'm stimpin'
Like Andy Griffith
Think I'll go fishin'
Catch me a crooner
The crazy Son dueler
Mr. w___ also got big fat cojones
Step to the fellow
Like Abbott and Costello
I'm kinda mellow yet I can't stand yellow

[Chorus x4]

[Bridge]

I kick the phat funk
For your back trunk
No, I smack punks
Who's Michael Jackson?
Cuz I rock a party
Good golly Miss Molly
Know I'm flava like beef teriyaki
Skills are scorchin'
Here's a portion
Punk, use caution
Like Wheel of Fortune
Go round and round
Where will it stop?
I throw hip hop
So I'll never get dropped
The Soul a__asin
Who's strong like Sampson
I'm ill like Manson
I'm harrassin'
Empty MC's
So punk, don't tempt me
You know I'm flava
Just like dente

[Chorus x6]