You're built like R2D2 and you smell like Mr. Ed
I can't believe that thoughts of you are still stuck in my head
When I play Nintendo in Mortal Combat 2
I punch Kitana in the face and I pretend it's you

(chorus)
I know you hate punk music and even though you say
You listen to it every day I wish you'd go away
s__ is not a weapon s__ is not a toy you should buy a vibrator
And bring yourself some joy

'Cause never would I f___ you except if I were dead
'Cause then I couldn't hear your stupid stories yet again
You think that you're so s__y but it's so far from true
'Cause even if you had a brain you'd still need some t__s too

(chorus x2)

That big old s___e between your teeth is worse than Letterman's
But it's the s___e between your legs that needs to be filled in
Sorry it's just not my job to pork you night and day
So listen to me when I tell you go the f___ away

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