Ooh she's so ugly oh yeah she's an ugly girl
Ooh she's so ugly oh yeah she's an ugly girl
Na ... ooh oh ... ooh oh oh Na ... ooh oh ... ooh oh oh

(男)星期六我去逛街 逛來逛去看到一位小姐
一頭烏溜溜的長頭髮 她一轉過來 OH！MY GOD
她的脖子有點歪歪的 她的眼神也是怪怪的
我突然有點想要跑 因為她已經開口對我笑

Ooh she's so ugly oh yeah she's an ugly girl
Ooh she's so ugly oh yeah she's an ugly girl

(女)不好意思嚇到你 我知道你喜歡大美女
可是請你看我看仔細 其實我是超級"耐看型！"
我的脖子是故意有點歪 我想這樣看來比較可愛
我的眼神一點兒也不怪 只是放電速度稍嫌快

(男)小姐小姐真的不要 如果你再過來我就要叫
(女)先生先生你不要跑 我答應一定會對你好
(男)已經超重十幾公斤 還在猛喝這雞精
想要减肥真對不起 連妹登風都不要你

Ooh she's so ugly oh yeah she's an ugly girl
Ooh she's so ugly oh yeah she's an ugly girl
Na ... ooh oh ... ooh oh oh Na ... ooh oh ... ooh oh oh

(女)你也没有真的那麼帥 你的頭髮顏色也很怪
怪腔怪調的ABC整天没事只會打屁
其實你要多照鏡子 算清楚臉上的痘子
不是李奥那多或王子 可是我就是愛你到死

(男)奇怪奇怪真的奇怪 這機車女孩越看越可愛
没看到她就High不起來 甚至開始想念她的身材
我不相信不相信 這件事實在不可思議
機車女孩你在哪裡 我今晚就想看到你

Ooh she's so ugly oh yeah she's an ugly girl
Ooh she's so ugly oh yeah she's an ugly girl
Na ... ooh oh ... ooh oh oh Na ... ooh oh ... ooh oh oh

Xing qi liu wo qu guang jie Guang lai guang qu kan dao yi wei xiao jie
YI tou wu liu liu de chang tou fa Ta yi zhuan guo lai OH! MY GOD
Ta de buo zi you dian wai wai de Ta de yan shen ye shi guai guai de
Wo tu ran you dian xiang yao pao Yin wei ta yi jing kai kou dui wo xiao

Ooh she's so ugly oh yeah she's an ugly girl
Ooh she's so ugly oh yeah she's an ugly girl

Bu hao yi si xia dao ni Wo zhi dao ni xi huan da mei nü
Ke shi qing ni kan wo kan zi xi Qi shi wo shi chao ji "Nai kan xing!"
Wo de buo zi shi gu yi you dian wai Wo xiang zhe yang kan lai bi jiao ke ai
Wo de yan shen yi dian'er ye bu guai Zhi shi fang dian su du shao xian kuai

Xiao jie xiao jie zhen de bu yao Ru guo ni zai guo lai wo jiu yao jiao
Xian sheng xian sheng ni bu yao pao Wo da ying yi ding hui dui ni hao
Yi jing chao zhong shi ji gong jin Hai zai meng he zhe ji jing
Xiang yao jian fei zhen dui bu qi Lian mei deng feng dou bu yao ni

Ooh she's so ugly oh yeah she's an ugly girl
Ooh she's so ugly oh yeah she's an ugly girl
Na ... ooh oh ... ooh oh oh Na ... ooh oh ... ooh oh oh

Ni ye mei you zhen de na me shuai Ni de tou fa yan se ye hen guai
Guai qiang guai diao de ABC Zheng tian mei shi zhi hui da pi
Qi shi ni yao duo zhao jing zi Suan qing chu lian shang de dou zi
Bu shi Li En Na Duo huo w___ zi Ke shi wo jiu shi ai ni ai dao si

Qi guai qi guai zhen de qi guai Zhe ji che nü hai yue kan yue ke ai
Mei kan dao ta jiu High bu qi lai Shen zhi kai shi xiang nian ta de shen cai
Wo bu xiang xin bu xiang xin Zhe jian shi shi zai bu ke si yi
Ji che nü hai ni zai na li Wo jin wan jiu xiang kan dao ni

Ooh she's so ugly oh yeah she's an ugly girl
Ooh she's so ugly oh yeah she's an ugly girl
Na ... ooh oh ... ooh oh oh Na ... ooh oh ... ooh oh oh

On Saturday, I went for a stroll; strolling here and there I saw a young lady
Her head full of long, dark hair; as soon as she turned around-- Oh my God!
Her neck is a little bit crooked, her eye-expression is also kind of strange
I suddenly feel a bit like running away, because she has already begun to laugh at me

Ooh she's so ugly oh yeah she's an ugly girl
Ooh she's so ugly oh yeah she's an ugly girl

I didn't mean to scare you; I know that you like beautiful women
But please, look at me carefully: I'm actually of the super "endure seeing type!"
My neck is a bit crooked on purpose; I think this way is much cuter
My eye-expression is not strange at all; only the speed of blinking is a little fast

Miss, Miss, I really don't want you; if you come over again, I'll shout!
Sir, Sir, don't run away; I'm determined to definitely be good to you!
You're already over 10× Kg, but you're still drinking this Cream of Chicken
If you want to lose weight, then I'm sorry; even "Mei Deng Feng" doesn't want you!

Ooh she's so ugly oh yeah she's an ugly girl
Ooh she's so ugly oh yeah she's an ugly girl
Na ... ooh oh ... ooh oh oh Na ... ooh oh ... ooh oh oh

You're not really that handsome either, the color of your hair is really strange
An ABC speaking in a queer way, a day without anything to do, you'd just sit around
Actually, you should look in a mirror more; clear away those pimples on your face
You're not Leonardo nor a prince, but I'll still love you until I die!

Strange, strange, really very strange; the more I look at Locomotive Girl the cuter she becomes
When I don't see her, I don't feel High-- to the point where I start missing her figure
I don't believe it, don't believe it! This sort of thing is truly unimaginable
Locomotive Girl, where are you? I want to meet you tonight!

See also:
JustSomeLyrics
77
77.2
Yovie & Nuno Kamu, Bukan Kekasihku Lyrics
Kabát Brouk Pytlik Lyrics