I'm proud to be a Canadian
Pass me another beer
I'm proud to be a Canadian
Hold my seat while i take a p___

Our prime minister sucks dogshit through his nose
His ex-wife gets brown showers from Mick Jagger
The only reason we live in f___ing igloos
Is our government makes a living licking s___ holes

I'm proud to be a Canadian
Pass me another welfare check
I'm proud to be a Canadian
Hold my seat while i go out and ca$h it

I'm proud to be a Canadian
Pass me another eskimo
I'm proud to be a Canadian
Hold my seat while i f___ her up the a__ hole

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