My p____cat was scratching at my back door
He scratched so hard, poor p____ got sore,
Sore p____... sore... p____,
Just a friendly little cat

My p____cat was sitting out on the front step
It started to rain and my p____ got wet
Wet p____... sore... wet... p____,
Just a friendly little cat

My p____cat was playing out in the back lot
Played so hard, poor p____ got hot
Hot p____... sore... wet... hot... p____,
Just a friendly little cat

I left my whiskey bottle out last night
My p____cat drank it and it got real tight
Tight p____... sore... wet... hot... tight... p____,
Just a friendly little cat

My p____cat was rockin' in the rockin' chair
He rocked so hard, he lost his hair
Bald p____... sore... wet... hot... tight... bald... p____,
Just a friendly little cat

My neighbors stole my kitty cat away from me
I told my neighbors to set my p____ cat free
Free p____... sore... wet... hot... tight... bald... free... p____
Just a friendly little cat

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