MC Hawking F*ck the Creationists Lyrics

Ah yeah, here we go again!
d___! This is some funky s___ that I be laying down on your a__.
This one goes out to all my homey's working in the field of
evolutionary science.
Check it!

f___ the d___ creationists, those bunch of dumb-a__ b____es,
every time I think of them my trigger finger itches.
They want to have their bullshit, taught in public class,
Stephen J. Gould should put his foot right up their a__.
Noah and his ark, Adam and his Eve,
straight up fairy stories even children don't believe.
I'm not saying there's no god, that's not for me to say,
all I'm saying is the Earth was not made in a day.

f___, f___, f___,
f___ the Creationists.

Break it down.
Ah d___, this is a funky jam!
I'm about ready to kick this b____ back in.
Check it.

f___ the d___ creationists I say it with authority,
because kicking their punk a__es be me paramount priority.
Them wack-a__ b____es say, "evolution's just a theory",
they best step off, them brainless fools, I'll give them cause to fear me.
The cosmos is expanding every second, every day,
but their minds are shrinking as they close their eyes and pray.
They call their bullshit science like the word could give them cred,
if them b____es be scientists then cap me in the head.

Bass!
Bring that s___ in!
Ah yeah, that's right, f___ them all m_________ers.
f___ing punk a__ creationists trying to set scientific thought back 400 years.
f___ that!
If them superstitious m_________ers want to have that kind of party,
I'm going to put my d___ in the mashed potatoes.
f___ing creationists.
f___ them.