Insane Clown Posse Please Don't Hate Me Lyrics

I gotta tell him
I gotta be a man and handle my business
I know he's gonna hate me
Ahhh I gotta call him

What up, Dog?
What you been up to?
Oh yeah well that's cool, check it out
Me and you we been down for while, right?
We been here and there we been pretty tight
Something happened last night that you might get upset about
But hear me out
I didn't mean nothing by it
I'ma make this quick
I gave your mama this d___

I don't know how it happened
I just know my nuts and her itch were slapping
I was over there mowing the grass
And I could feel her eyes all up on my a__
And then, I went inside to make a phone call
And there she was with her t__ty hanging out her bra
One thing just led to another
Next thing you know, I'm b___-f___ing your mother

Please don't hate me
But I been f___ing your mom loose lately
Please don't hate me
(I'm Sorry!)
I never said I loved the hoe
Please don't hate me
But I been f___ing your mom loose lately
Please don't hate me
(I'm Sorry!)
You never should've trusted a Juggalo

Don't hang up, I still got more
Your mama gives head like a heroin w____
I wasn't thinking about how you was my bud
When she spreaded my b___ cheeks and went for the Milk Dud
We broke out with your with grandpa's gin
And got drunk, I f___ed her with a bowling pin
She's freaky
Her nipples look like peanuts
Your mama's one of my favorite s___s
She likes licking from the back of my b____
to the tip of my d___ with one big lick
She calls me her big teddy bear
I chase her around in my underwear
I'll admit I like spanking her b___
I used your sock though to catch my nut
Don't worry
I put it back, I knew it better
That's probably why your toes been sticking together

(Please don't hate me)
They need to call you the Termi-Hater
(Please don't hate me)
If this was a swamp, you'd be a Alli-Hater
(Please don't hate me)
You could use a cold glass of Hater-Ade
(Please don't hate me)
Sure, come on up, take the Ele-Hater

Your mom's a__ look like oatmeal yo
It's b__py and grainy, I like the feel though
And I ain't trying to diss her either
I'm only saying that I'd wish she'd trim her beaver some
Every hair is like a foot long
b____ looks like a werewolf wearing a thong sometimes
It's all right with me though
I don't mind as long as I can locate the Pee-Hole
And your dad's so dumb he's knowing nothing
Here I'm stuffing her m___in
Not to mention the pickle buffin'
And I hope me and you are still cool
I'm spending the night so she can drive me to school tomorrow
And we plan on f___ing again
All right I'll talk to you later
Peace Eminem

Ooo
De'zel
Somebody just got f___ed up
n____